Fidget Spinner
Great For release Anxiety, ADHD, Autism, Quitting Bad Habits, Staying Awake On Long Car Drives etc... Best relaxant for your mind and finger trainer. Awesome timekiller. EDC toy. Perfect fidget toy to keep your hands busy or to just play with. It feels...
Snow Magic - The Snowman Instant Snow with Glitter
Pockos famous Snow Magic powder - the BEST instant snow powder on the UK market! Just add water and watch Snow Magic expand up to 100 times its size! This pack contains a 10g tube of Snow Magic powder making up to 1 litre of snow.
Smartphone Gloves - Medium Pink
Fingertip patches enable use of a touch screen device whilst wearing your gloves so you can use your mobile gadgets with ease
Smart Glove - Touch Glove for iPhone - Pink
Thanks to the special conductive material discreetly woven into the forefinger, middle finger and thumb tips of these stylish gloves, you can keep your fingers toasty and activate your touchscreen devices at the same time! Attempting to use a touchscreen...
Smartphone Gloves - Small Pink
Fingertip patches enable use of a touch screen device whilst wearing your gloves so you can use your mobile gadgets with ease.
Personalised New Baby Royal Crown Card
A beautiful card to welcome a little one into the world! You can personalise the front of this card with 4 lines of 15 characters and then a line in the banner up to 10 characters long. You can then add a message on the inside over 5 lines of up to 20...
Personalised Botanical Pet Photo Upload Card
You can personalise this fantastic card with your very own photograph to appear in the circle to the front. Personalise with your own special message too on both the front of the card and to the inside. This cute card features a trendy botanical leaf...
Don'ts For Wives
Don'ts for Husbands and Don'ts for Wives are facsimile editions of the original books published by A&C Black in 1913. Each pocket-sized book contains hundreds of snippets of entertaining advice for a happy marriage, which rings true almost 100 years...
Oh K! SOS Pore Refining Nose Strips
Extract and refine clogged pores with these pretty printed pore strips! Printed with our exclusive modern-green leopard design, these strips will help your skin and keep you #selfieready!
Personalised Congratulations Card
This greetings card is perfect for congratulating a couple! You can personalised this card with the following:On the front of the card:Line 1 (larger text) - Up to 15 characters (Fixed UPPERCASE)Line 2 - Up to 25 Characters long (Fixed UPPERCASE)Line...
Don'ts For Husbands
Don'ts for Husbands and Don'ts for Wives are facsimile editions of the original books published by A&C Black in 1913. Each pocket-sized book contains hundreds of snippets of entertaining advice for a happy marriage, which rings true almost 100 years...
Sunday Rain Gem Soap Acai & Watermelon
Inspired by crystals, this gem shaped soap is infused with Acai Berry & Watermelon and contains real 24K gold for a refreshing bathing experience.
How To Be A Good Husband
The art of being a good husband is not an easy one. This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 1930s who were reading one of the first modern self-help books. Illustrated with contemporary line-drawings, it contains advice by turns delightfully...
Sunday Rain Gem Soap Charcoal
With it's insta-heavenly looks, this marbled soap will complement the most stylish of bathrooms. Infused with charcoal, its rich lather and unique gem shape will gently cleanse your skin.
Anti Fart Pills
Large Mints - Anti Farting (Non Medicinal) Miracle Pills to suppress unwelcome smells and embarrassing noises
Oh K! Chok Chok Smoothing Under Eye Mask
No Chok Chok look is complete without bright eyes! A pair of instagram worthy iridescent gel under-eye patches. Formulated with vitamin C to brighten and even skin tone, and chamomile to soothe tired eyes. Perfectly shaped to contour the under eyes.
Willy Exerciser
This is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek gift with hilarious packaging too! The Willy Exerciser is a plastic miniature dumb bell, perfectly designed to fit neatly on your pecker and allow you to tense and strain for that six-pack sausage! The Willy Exerciser...
After Sex Tissues
For cleaner dirty sex! Make the wet patch' a thing of the past with this great tongue-in-cheek gift. Not only does it make a hilarious present but perfect to keep one by your own bedside incase you get lucky!
Boobie Handwarmers
There's nothing worse than painful, freezing hands when you're out and about on those chilly days. Use these cheeky Boob shaped handwarmers for instant heat lasting up to 2.5 hours. Conveniently reusable too! Just pop it into some boiling water for...
Sunday Rain Bubble Bath Acai Berry
Block out your calendar, it's pamper time. This cleansing bubble bath will transform bath-time into a luxurious spa experience. Swirl under running water, sink back and recharge.
The Little Book Of Trumpisms
'I have many women that work for me.' 'I'm going to be bringing back great numbers of jobs from China, from Japan, from India, from Brazil, from so many countries that have been just absolutely stealing our jobs.' 'If Hillary Clinton can t satisfy her...
How To Be A Good Wife
The art of being a good wife is not an easy one. This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 1930s who were reading one of the first modern self-help books. Illustrated with contemporary line-drawings, it contains advice by turns delightfully...
Erase Your Face - Pastel Blue Reusable Makeup Removing Cloth - Single
The Eco-Friendly Alternative to Makeup Wipes! Now in 100% plastic free packaging! Meet your new best friend... Introducing the Erase Your Face cleansing cloth, a makeup remover like no other! This cloth has the ability to remove all types of cosmetics,...
Inflatable Perfect Man
For ladies who attract all the losers! Whose latest boyfriends have been more bad jokes than decent blokes? We give you, the Inflatable Perfect Man! This lovely man comes packed in gorgeous retro-style colour gift boxes which is used throughout our...
Personalised Snowman Christmas Decoration
These unique acrylic Christmas decorations come in four customisable snowman designs for both adults and children to add an extra twist to your holidays. Add a special name or word (max. 11 characters) to your decoration to create the perfect Christmas...
Willy Hoopla
How's your wrist action?!?! This makes a fun party-piece for all players to participate in! We all love a game of hoopla but its so much more fun using a willy instead! The Perfect Party Present!
Sex Tips For Husbands And Wives From 1894
In 1894, Ruth Smythers, Beloved wife of The Reverend L. D. Smythers', wrote: While sex is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured... One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: give little, give seldom and, above...
Flashing Food Topper
Brighten your doughnuts, cakes, burgers & burritos in fact, turn any meal into a feast by spiking the legs into your chosen treat. Activate the 45 second light display with the push button on the back. The letters are illuminated by LEDs and flash...
Personalised Birthday Colour Confetti Milk Chocolate Bar
This personalised chocolate bar is a great birthday treat for anyone with a sweet tooth! Personalise this chocolate bar with:Line 1 - (Message) - up to 12 characters long Line 2 - (Message) - up to 12 characters long Line 3 - (Age) - up to 2 characters...
Great Tits Socks
Cockney Spaniel Tongue and Cheek Novelty Socks Great Tits Washing instructions: 40C wash. Sock are made 88% Cotton, 10% Polyamide, 2% Elastane Size UK 6-11 EUR 39-46 US 7-12
Dunking Dickies
Delicious all butter willie shaped shortbread biscuits, manufactured in UK. Ideal to serve at work with tea or coffee, or when friends, in-laws or the vicar visit.
Cock Socks
Cockney Spaniel Tongue and Cheek Novelty Socks Nice Cock Washing instructions: 40C wash. Sock are made 88% Cotton, 10% Polyamide, 2% Elastane Size UK 6-11 EUR 39-46 US 7-12
Personalised Birthday Gold and Pink Stripe Milk Chocolate Bar
This personalised chocolate bar is a great birthday treat for anyone with a sweet tooth! Personalise this chocolate bar with:Line 1 - (Message) - up to 12 characters long Line 2 - (Age) - up to 2 characters longLine 3 - (Message) - up to 20 characters...
Personalised Congratulations Milk Chocolate Bar
This chocolate bar is perfect for giving out to your guests as a wedding favour, or as a token gift for a special celebration. You can personalised this chocolate bar with the following:On the front of the bar:Line 1 - Up to 20 characters (Fixed UPPERCASE)Line...
Personalised Prescription Chocolate Bar
This milk chocolate bar makes a great gift to cheer up a friend or loved one. You can personalise this chocolate bar with any name on the front up to 15 characters and any message on the reverse of the bar over 2 lines and up to 30 characters per line....
Personalised Wedding Milk Chocolate Bar
This chocolate bar is perfect for giving out to your guests as a wedding favour. You can personalised this chocolate bar with the following:On the front of the bar:Line 1 (larger text) - Up to 20 characters (Fixed UPPERCASE)Line 2 - Up to 20 Characters...
Personalised Botanical Milk Chocolate Bar
Personalise the front of this Chocolate Bar with a message over 3 lines of up to 20 characters per line. On the reverse you can add a further message over 4 lines of up to 20 characters per line. All personalisation is case sensitive and will appear as...
Fidget Cube
Fidget Fingers is the ultimate finger fidget gadget. If you need your nerves calming or your boredom feeding, this little highly addictive cube is just the device for you. Keep it in your pocket or bag and take it where ever you go. Six different functions...
Personalised Santa Claus Letter
This Santa letter is the perfect surprise from Santa for excited children at Christmas. This can be personalised with a first name of up to 15 characters, which will also appear within the body of the letter. The letter can also be personalised with...
Personalised Birthday Milk Chocolate
This wonderful chocolate bar with the words 'Happy Birthday!' truly makes a perfect token gift.
Games For Bored Adults
From awkward hen and stags to boring car journeys, boozy dinner parties to Friday afternoons in the office, Games for Bored Adults is packed full of hilarious gaming inspiration to liven up any dull situation. Why not play human Buckaroo with a sleeping...
Grow Me - Snore Ease
Sleep easy with this restful gift box which includes everything needed to grow your own soothing eucalyptus! The ideal little extra and suitable for everyone that is prone to a night-time snore or two!
Personalised Botanical Pet Photo Upload Notebook
This cute notebook is perfect for jotting down those important notes while studying or at home. The front of the notebook features a sweet botanical design and can be personalised with your favourite photo within the circle, you can add your own message...
For Fox Sake Tea Towel
A great quality tea towel perfect for any one with a quirky sense of humour. This fun tea towel comes in light blue with an artistic fox featured on the front with the words "For" and "Sake" above and below so it cheekily reads "For Fox Sake". High quality...
Beard and Moustache Management
Do you know how to trim your whiskers properly? With beards and moustaches more popular than ever, this delightful little book sets out to answer this pressing question. And if a trim is not required, then it will show you how to wax, polish and maintain...
Personalised Votive Candle Holder
This glass votive candle holder can be personalised with any message over 3 lines and up to 20 characters per line. Tea Light candle not included. PLEASE NOTE: Due to the font type used please refrain from using all capitals in your personalised message....
Meow You Doing Tea Towel
Bring a touch of colour and a touch of fun to the kitchen with the Meow You Doing 100% Cotton Tea Towel.
Flamingo Design Lunch Boxes - Set Of 3
This adorable lunch box set comes as a set of 3 featuring tropical flamingo designs on the lids! Made from plastic 3 different sizes they can be used for all different kinds of lunches or left overs!
Cartwright And Butler Sea Salted Caramel Almonds In Milk Chocolate
Cartwright And Butler Sea Salted Caramel Almonds In Milk Chocolate. They're Seriously Nuts!
Haynes Explains Babies - Owners Workshop Manual
Written by bestselling author Boris Starling, Babies is one of the first titles in the brand new Haynes Explains series. A light-hearted and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual, it contains everything you'd expect to see including exploded...
F In Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Weve all been there. Youve been studying hard, the day of the BIG test arrives,...
Sunday Rain Foot Mask Watermelon
Made with watermelon extracts, this foot masks contains fruit acids and AHAs to exfoliate and remove dead skin cells. Feet will begin to peel 4-7 days after treatment revealing soft healthy skin.
Slush Puppie Syrup - Blue Raspberry
Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine
Candy Bra
CANDY BRA edible This Candy Bra is sweet and sexy! A hot snack for couples or a funny gift for engagements, birthdays or on weddings. This product can only be returned in unopened original packaging. Open articles are not returnable! You will find the...
Personalised Floral Notepad
Personalise this Vintage Floral A5 Notebook with 2 lines of 20 characters on the front. All notebooks contain 40 double sided lined pages. Ideal for Birthdays, Christmas, Mothers Day.
Sandal Socks
Silly Socks have taken the country by storm and socks are getting sillier by the minute! Silly Socks are ordinary socks with shoe designs printed onto them a clever gag that gets worn again and again. The Perfect Novelty Gift!
Grow Me - Money Does Grow on Trees
Its official Money Does Grow on Trees! This rewarding gift box includes everything needed to grow your own money plants. The ideal little extra and suitable for any occasion whether you need some extra pocket money or not!
Sudokube
Twist and turn to solve the six sided Sudoku Cube Puzzle. The Puzzle Cube is based on a similar principal to the top selling Rubik's Cube and is just as difficult to solve. Can you solve all six sides! Solve one side by arranging the numbers from 1 to...
How To Bonk In Public
From the best-selling authors of "How to Poo at Work" and "How to Bonk at Work" comes the follow-up that everyone's been waiting for: "How to Bonk in Public" will help you get busy wherever you are! You know the feeling - a bit bored at the bus stop and...
Stress Balls
Perfect for when you're being driven nuts! This is a stress reliever in the shape of a lovely pair of balls. When you're feeling stressed out just squeeze those crown jewels!
Pocket Queer Wisdom
Featuring beautifully illustrated portraits, Pocket Queer Wisdom is a tribute to some of the most inspirational people of all time.
How To Poo At Work
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - this hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all...
Personalised Birthday Shot Glass - Engraved
This Engraved Shot Glass will make a perfect memoir of a special celebration. Personalise this shot glass with up to 6 lines of personalisation with the 2nd and 3rd line in bold to make the occasion really stand out. Dishwasher safe. Dimensions:...
Sneaker Socks - Red
Sneaker Socks A great gift for men or women. These silly socks with give the classic trainer look all of the time. Size 5-11
F*** Off Socks
No need to say anything else really, once your feet are up and settled for the night. Non slip ankle socks, will keep your feet cosy and warm.
Candy G-String
Sexy lingerie comes in a variety of materials. Lace, satin, sugar... hang on? Sugar? Yes, as mad as it may sound, it's absolutely true; this g-string is made entirely out tiny sweets 330 of them to be exact all intricately strung together to make the...
Pocket Dolly Wisdom
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumband I’m not blonde either. Don’t get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. People are always asking me in interviews, What do you think of foreign affairs?’...
Personalised Mr & Mrs Acrylic Cake Topper
Celebrate a special occasion in style with our Personalised Mr & Mrs Acrylic Cake Topper. This Mr & Mrs Acrylic Cake Topper can be personalised with a surname up to 15 characters.The surname entered will appear in upper case. Ideal for weddings,...
Hot Dog And Mustard Salt And Pepper Set
A Fast Food/American Diner inspired salt and pepper set features a super-cute little Sausage Dog is dressed up in a bun, with a mustard bottle companion.Perfect for kids!
Raspberry & Prosecco Marshmallows
These handcrafted marshmallows are made using real prosecco & 100% natural ingredients. Once hand-cut to size, they are rolled generously in ripe raspberry powder. Eat straight from the box, pair with your favourite tipple, or toast to perfection...
Candy Posing Pouch
A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats? One size fits most. The Candy Posing Pouch is a novelty that doesn't come in different sizes. Ingredients:...
LED Strobing Beer Glass
This is a full pint lager glass in the shape of a modern slim line Pilsner glass. It has four light functions each selected by pressing the on/off button on the base of the glass in sequence a) Strobing Red, Blue Green LEDs alternately light in a very...