Spreadable Gin - We'd like to propose a toast, smothered with Spreadable Gin! No longer confined to a cut glass tumbler mixed up with tonic water; our booze-inspired preserve is one seriously versatile ingredient - spread it, drink it, bake with it,...
Our Spreadable Mojito is bringing a sweet and boozy Cuban revolution to the breakfast table!
Double down on the bottomless brunch vibes with our Spreadable Peach Bellini. Infused with <strong>prosecco and real juicy peaches</strong>, we've liberated this classic cocktail from the prosecco flute and transformed it into a gourmet marmalade!...
Spreadable Pornstar - Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.
Spreadable Whisky - The surprisingly delicious way to sneak a rich dose of malty goodness onto your morning toast. Marvellously indulgent, this whisky spread is the perfect treat for when a morning tipple would be a step too far into alcoholism. A seductive...
Spread the Love - Give breakfast in bed a whole new meaning with this irresistible spreadable gin. This jar of wonder is the latest member of our lovely little Spreadable family, and itâs jam packed with naturally flavoured marmalade that tastes...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? This washable and reusable Stars Face Mask is made from breathable double-layered...
Star Theatre Planetarium Flux - You don't need to journey to the frigid middle of nowhere to enjoy the stunning beauty of the night sky anymore. This home planetarium gives you unbridled access to every star in the solar system from the comfort of your...
Who doesn't love a good listicle? And more importantly, who doesn't bloody love Star Wars? No one, that's who! Get your fix of facts and trivia from a galaxy far, far away with the Star Wars Book of Lists. Covering all eleven films released to date (the...
Star Wars Face Masks - Kick back and pamper yourself with this imperial collection of sheet masks. Even the gruffest member of the me-time resistance can get on board with these. Get this, they literally turn you into the character on the packet! Ever...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
Star Wars Icon Lights - Obscenely cute, each of these little icon lights is a perfect way to pay tribute to your favourite intergalactic hero.
Fantastically detailed instructions and pre-printed paper make this the ideal project for fans of the show or folding paper. Packed full of detailed instructions and glorious Star Wars trivia. The ideal gift for real Star Wars fans.
Finally, a sequel that doesn't suck - Star Wars Origami 2! Following in the footsteps of the previous blockbusting best-seller, this new volume features 34 brand new projects based on the five most recent films and spin-offs.
If you've been looking for that elusive pair of earbuds that fit comfortably, sound amazing, and are rugged enough to withstand the rigours of constant use - the search is finally over. Meet STIX True Wireless Earbuds. We've road-tested these sleek little...
Storm Cloud Weather Predictor - This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And weâve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.
Sick of leaving the house without a coat and getting caught in the rain and chilled to the bone? Sounds like a job for our Skull Storm Predictor. This stylish little skull uses the same 'futuristic alien technology' Admiral Fitzroy employed to preempt...
Stormtrooper Gin - Unlike the olâ bucketheads, ensure you never miss a shot with this stunning set of stand-out gins - with a nerdy, officially licensed Star Wars twist.
Take all of the deliciously decadent flavours of a classic diner shake - that perfect marriage of lip-smackingly sweet strawberry with thick, creamy vanilla - then give it a hard boozy twist and you've got our Strawberry Milkshake Liqueur. Now you can...
These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab and manipulate to ease your anxious mind. And they're therapeutic for both men and women. When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze and know...
Meet Stroodles. No, not the tasty Austrian dessert, but 100% Biodegradable Pasta Straws! They're made from wheat and water, completely flavourless, 20cm long and can be cut to size for cocktails, juices, milkshakes, smoothies and more. You can even eat...
Stuffed Blobfish - Hold and caress the ugliest animal in the world. It needs a hug, just look at the misery plastered across that face. Sadly an endangered species that's soon to be extinct. Devoid of any muscles, hence the globulous physique. Remember,...
Not all baby toys have to be garish neon-coloured lumps of rubber that end up making your entire house look like a daycare centre! How about something a little more subtle that'll blend in slightly better? The Suckulent Baby Teether is made from 100%...
Superheroes and masks have always been closely intertwined but now so, more than ever. If you're wearing a face mask, you're helping to slow the spread of Coronavirus. You're helping strangers to feel comfortable and safe. You're not going to dramatically...
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No! Is it seriously cosy? Is it ludicrously soft? Yes! It's the Superman Personalised Adult Hooded Blanket!
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No! Is it seriously cosy? Is it ludicrously soft? Yes! It's the Superman Personalised Kids Hooded Blanket! For something inspired by the infamous "Man of Steel", this blanket is super soft and snuggly; featuring a luxurious...
Give your ambient lighting game a much-needed power up with the Super Mario Mushroom Light. Rather than endowing you with extreme speed, strength or agility - this soothing shroom fills your home with a gentle, relaxing glow. Just press down on its...
Give your ambient lighting game a much-needed power up with the Super Mario Mushroom Light. Rather than endowing you with extreme speed, strength or agility - this soothing shroom fills your home with a gentle, relaxing glow. Just press down on its...
Just turn on the Super Mario Super Star Light to immediately power up the geek chic vibes in your living space. When turned on, this officially licensed Nintendo lamp beams a pair of bright stars on to your walls â it's battery-powered too so you...
Take Better Selfies Lens Kit - Unlock the full creative potential of your camera phone with this 5-in-1 lens kit. Includes fish-eye, wide angle, macro, telescopic and CPL lenses. Just clip 'em on and get experimenting. The perfect gift to up your selfie...
There is nothing worse than a poorly lit selfie. Nothing. But what can you do when bad lighting is everywhere? Up your photoshoot game and drastically improve the quality of your pics with the Take Brighter Selfies - Selfie Light. It clips firmly onto...
Bored of the same old Instagram filters? Want to bring a little 'analog' creativity to your smartphone photos? You've gotta try our Take Cooler Selfies kit! This neat travel-sized kit contains a set of five-clip on lenses - four different colours and...
It looks like a bottle of sunscreen but this ingenious watertight container is designed to conceal credit cards, keys, cash and mobile phones. It’s the greatest thing to happen to sunbathing since the dental floss thong!
It's looking like we're all going to be wearing face masks for quite some time. So why not wear something with a little more self-expression, that's super comfortable, and won't make you feel like you're in the middle of an apocalypse?
Feeling lonely in lockdown? Missing a partner or a loved one? Not for much longer! Meet your new plush and cuddly companion - Tayto! This enormous huggable couch potato is here to help you appreciate the simple pleasures of staying indoors and doing aaaabsolutely...
Meet your new lockdown hero – The Tayto Potato Night Light. An adorable potato-shaped light in the darkness, a cute and dumpy companion that celebrates the simple joy of staying indoors and doing nothing much at all. He's touch-sensitive and made...
Gadget Mystery Box - Inside the box, your lucky recipient will find four terrific Tech products inside. We can't reveal a whole lot about what they're getting, but just know that weâve tucked our favourites in there. The value adds up to over £100...
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Lockdown hasn't exactly been 'fun' has it? Most of our personal relationships have been never been tested in this way before! Whether you've been spending all this time with friends, loved ones, or housemates you barely know - they've probably been putting...
The Artisan Cheese Maker's Kit is a perfect Father's Day gift, think about it. The core of a father's character is their cheesy sense of humour. Such dedications to pongy jokes deserves a gift purely focused on literal cheese, hopefully he will get the...
The Artisan Colour Changing Gin Kit - Contains almost everything needed to make your own blue gin that turns pink when combined with tonic. Complete with a beautiful 50cl corked glass bottle. Just add your favourite gin!
The Artisan Gin Maker's Kit - Considering how surprisingly simple it is to make, isnât it about time you tried to craft your own Gin? Yes, yes it is. The perfect gift for gin lovers.
The Beard Buddy - no more stray hairs down the sink, on the soap, in your toothbrush. This giant bib straps comfortably around your neck while the two suction cups attach to the mirror, creating a large safety net to catch your fallen trimmings. A great...
Think of your very best friend for a moment... What's their Starbucks order? Who's their celebrity crush? Who would they call to get rid of a dead body? Could you correctly answer these questions about them? Could they answer them correctly about you?...
Cats are meticulously cleanly animals, but they don't half love showing off their arses. The <strong>Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book</strong> pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking...
Has any other Netflix series ever introduced us to so many colourful characters? Binge-watching Tiger King just about got us through the early days of lockdown and now The Exotic Colouring Book is here to see us through to 2021 and beyond!
Always dreamt of kicking back with a cool, refreshing glass of Ambrosia from Battlestar Galactica? Or nonchalantly sipping on a Vesper Martini like James Bond? You need to level up your home boozing and get your hands on The Geeky Bartender.
Essential reading material for any self-proclaimed nerd, The Geeky Chef compiles over 60 delectable, ethereal and oddly delicious recipes from the likes of Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, Star Trek and World of Warcraft. Yikes. That's...
Everyone knows the only way to get good at "general knowledge" is to go to more pub quizzes. But how do you get your weekly fix of thinking and drinking when all the pubs are shut? That was an easy one - the General Knowledge Pub Quiz Book! This epic...
Don't let their innocent iced smiley faces fool you. Behind the scenes, gingerbread men and women are absolute FILTH. Seriously. Like super deviant, kinky, un-repeatable stuff. The moment the lights go out in the bakery it's like some sort of X-rated...
Blow your tastebuds to smithereens - with The Good Hurt Dynamite Hot Sauce Set. This explosive set of seven spicy sauces is ready to detonate deliciousness all over your favourite meals
Think you and your mates know everything there is to know about Great Britain? Think you'd waltz straight into a citizenship test and ace it first time? Think again! The Great British Pub Quiz Book contains all of your favourite quiz rounds, with a specific...
If you haven't binge-watched all nine seasons of The Office back to back, you haven't lived! If you have then you're probably here to try and find a way to fill the gaping Dunder Mifflin-shaped hole in your life. The Office Jigsaw Puzzle might just do...
We could watch Bob Ross paint for hours. Unbelievably therapeutic, and he just makes it look so easy. This is the first book of its kind and it contains 75 line-drawings of Bob Ross's finest landscapes for you to calmly colour in, as well as countless...
A must-buy for anyone that says 'The Facebook' or 'The Google'. This life-saving book explains a whole host of modern concepts and technologies that we take for granted but which are totally perplexing to anyone over the age of 45. The definitions are...
The Original Stormtrooper Decanter - the booze is strong in this one! When they're not being drummed on by a bunch of scruffy Ewoks, Stormtrooper helmets make pretty classy drinks decanters.
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed is a sensory trip into world of the green stuff. Legal in all 50 states! A sensory trip that'll blow your mind. Great gift for stoners
The average person spends three whole days per year, just s(h)itting on the toilet - and that's the average! It's time to put down your smartphone (seriously, it's beyond unsanitary) and use that "wasted" time to get the body of your dreams. The SHIIT...
There are two types of people in this world - those who have a tattoo, and those who secretly wish they had a tattoo. We're not talking about iffy Celtic symbols, a moustache on your finger, or the coordinates of where your first child was conceived -...
At last you can satisfy your cravings for Chinese takeaway without wok-loads of MSG or unnervingly soft lumps of meat! The Veggie Chinese Takeaway Cookbook contains over 70 vegetarian and vegan takeaway classics. From Tom Yum soup to...
Trained in a myriad of ancient arts (such as bottle-opening), the <strong>Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool</strong> is here to help you tackle life's everyday battles.
The title says it all - This Book Will Make You Sh*t Yourself. Packed full of the most inexplicable conspiracy theories and spine-chilling urban myths known to humankind, this compendium of weird is guaranteed to blow your mind (and your arse). Whether...
Throw Throw Burrito - We guarantee youâve never played a party game like this before. Dodgeball meets card game as you go head to head collecting cards, earning points and flinging burritos left, right and centre.
Didn't grind up your husband, feed him to a tiger and dispose of his body underneath a septic tank? Didn't sue a cult hero for a million dollars? You can come right on in!
Still trying to piece together who killed Carole Baskin's husband? (Clue: it was her! ð) Now you can pass the time until the next bizarre chapter in the Tiger King saga with this epic Tiger King Jigsaw Puzzle Beautifully illustrated by Chantel...
Waves, salutes, handshakes, high-fives, rounds of applause, karate chops, mopping your brow, stifling a yawn, blowing a kiss, voguing - all immediately more hilarious when you're wearing a pair of Tiny Hands.
Ahhh the mighty Toblerone. Ignoring that weird blip where they made it all slim and horrible one HELL of a chocolate bar. And now the chunky and shareable prism of deliciousness has spawned its very own cookbook! Packed with <strong>40 tasty recipes</strong>,...
Toilet Bowl Light - it's rare indeed to have a father who isn't obsessed with toilet humour. This is the perfect gift for men who finds solace on the loo. A great gift for him.
Top Drags - Think you know your Trixie Mattel from your Alexis Matteo? Put your money where your mouth is and your alleged knowledge to the test with Top Drags.
Ahh Top of the Pops, what a time to be alive. A wondrous mash-up of musical genres, seminal performances and shameless lip-syncing – all in a lovely bite-sized half-hour show. Now you can gather your mates around the table and recreate all the drama...
âThis is really burning my lipsâ -Â Billie Eilish. As featured on Hot Ones Season 8, Torchbearer Garlic Reaper Hot Sauce is one seriously spicy and flavourful concoction. The first ingredient in this powerful hot sauce is Carolina Reaper,...
âOkay, thatâs quite hotâ - Maisie Williams. Like your condiments with an intensely satisfying nasal kick? You'll love Torchbearer Headless Horseradish Hot Sauce. This creamy concoction combines a confident, smokey horseradish base with...
You don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates back to the 90s - you just need the Totally 90s Board Game. This 90s-themed trivia game is jammed full of nostalgic questions covering...
Okay, so this is our favourite product on the entire website. Are we allowed to say that? F*ck it. Danny Trejo is a living legend, movie icon, boxing champ, restauranteur, an ex-con and straight-up friendly badass. He's entertained us on the big screen...
T-Rex Dinosaur Lamp - what the King of the Dinosaurs lacks in arm dexterity, it makes up for in style and energy-efficiency - sporting a chic, origami-inspired exterior and a bright LED bulb. A great gift for him.
You know those late night conversations, the ones where it's only the hardcore left and someone finally cracks open a decanter and pours a few glasses of the hard stuff - now THAT'S when the truth comes out.
Turkey Mug - This iconic mug is sure to become a firm favourite in your kitchen, with its detachable fez and not-detachable sunglasses to keep your brew as toasty as it should be. It's disturbing realistic in certain lights. It won't make your drink taste...
Two Faced Monster Mushions - Personalised Cushion - Itâs never been easier to get anybodyâs face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos...
Two Faced Mushions - Personalised Cushion - Our bestselling Mushions are back - and this time theyâre double sided! Thatâs right, you can now get a cushion of anyoneâs face with a different image on each side, or even the same image, if...
Call yourself a Potterhead? Ha! Put your geeky wizarding credentials (and your mates') to the test with the Ultimate Harry Potter Movie Quiz. For example - can you remember what colour is Tonks' hair when we first meet her? Or which character said, "Even...
Everyone knows the best part of a pub quiz is the music round. Deciphering lyrics, arguing over release dates, trying to guess songs by only hearing the first few seconds - yer can't beat it! And now some legend has created a quiz that's JUST the music...
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Just plop a few of these fizzing floaters in your tub and they'll sizzle and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake. What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally...
Unicorns and Urinals - Can you guess which wacky word pairs your partner is trying to clue you into? We hope you said yes or you haven't got a hope in hell of winning this game!
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new version is a classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, buddha's hand...
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new miniature version is a bittersweet classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned...
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new miniature version is a raspberry pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon,...
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur - This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening sticks of liquorice - not forgetting the sparkly fragments of the galaxy...
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur - This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and our closely-guarded extraction process (patent-pending). Ideal if you're looking for unique gifts...
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature - Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer - new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. If you've always been intrigued by Unicorn Tears Gin but wanted a cheeky taste before committing to the bigger bottle...
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur - Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up and fed half of our majestic mares a diet of juicy fat raspberries. The good news? Turns out that it made their tears even more DELICIOUS.