Sometimes we wonder if life would be better if we just put a dog in charge. They'd come out with a similar amount of barely-comprehensible nonsense, but at least it'd be inoffensive. Thankfully you can take out all of your political frustrations on these...
Sometimes we wonder if life would be better if we just put a dog in charge. They'd come out with a similar amount of barely-comprehensible nonsense, but at least it'd be inoffensive. Thankfully you can take out all of your political frustrations on these...
Pet Head Case â Personalised Pet Luggage Cover - Just upload a photo of your four-legged friendâs face and weâll pop it on a personalised case cover so you can take them with you in spirit! Be the envy of the baggage reclaim lounge as you...
Pet Head Case â Personalised Pet Luggage Cover - Just upload a photo of your four-legged friendâs face and weâll pop it on a personalised case cover so you can take them with you in spirit! Be the envy of the baggage reclaim lounge as you...
Pet Head Case â Personalised Pet Luggage Cover - Just upload a photo of your four-legged friendâs face and weâll pop it on a personalised case cover so you can take them with you in spirit! Be the envy of the baggage reclaim lounge as you...
Pet Monster Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - As if our Pet Mushions werenât mad enough already, we decided to go venti on your asses. Our Pet Monster Mushions are GIANT cuddly cushions featuring the face of your fur baby.
Pet Monster Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - As if our Pet Mushions werenât mad enough already, we decided to go venti on your asses. Our Pet Monster Mushions are GIANT cuddly cushions featuring the face of your fur baby.
Pet Monster Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - As if our Pet Mushions werenât mad enough already, we decided to go venti on your asses. Our Pet Monster Mushions are GIANT cuddly cushions featuring the face of your fur baby.
Pet Monster Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - As if our Pet Mushions werenât mad enough already, we decided to go venti on your asses. Our Pet Monster Mushions are GIANT cuddly cushions featuring the face of your fur baby.
Pet Monster Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - As if our Pet Mushions werenât mad enough already, we decided to go venti on your asses. Our Pet Monster Mushions are GIANT cuddly cushions featuring the face of your fur baby.
Pet Mug Mug â Personalised Pet Heat Change Mug - Refresh your boring old mug cupboard with one of these bad boys. All you have to do is upload a photo of your pet of choice and put your feet up as we tile it across one of our magical heat changing...
Pet Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - Pay tribute to your fur babies by turning their heads into adorable personalised cushions! Upload a picture of your four-legged friend (or anyone elseâs!) and weâll turn it into a cuddleable, squishy...
Pet Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - Pay tribute to your fur babies by turning their heads into adorable personalised cushions! Upload a picture of your four-legged friend (or anyone elseâs!) and weâll turn it into a cuddleable, squishy...
Pet Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - Pay tribute to your fur babies by turning their heads into adorable personalised cushions! Upload a picture of your four-legged friend (or anyone elseâs!) and weâll turn it into a cuddleable, squishy...
Pet Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - Pay tribute to your fur babies by turning their heads into adorable personalised cushions! Upload a picture of your four-legged friend (or anyone elseâs!) and weâll turn it into a cuddleable, squishy...
Pet Mushion â Personalised Pet Cushion - Pay tribute to your fur babies by turning their heads into adorable personalised cushions! Upload a picture of your four-legged friend (or anyone elseâs!) and weâll turn it into a cuddleable, squishy...
Pet Sleepy Head â Personalised Pet Pillow Cover - You (or your surly partner) may not let the family pet into your bed, but you donât have to wait for morning to enjoy a sleepy snuggle with them anymore! Upload a high quality photo of your fur...
Countless scientific studies have shown that simply petting a puppy can decrease your cortisol levels (the stress hormone) and boost your serotonin levels (the happiness hormone)! Thanks to this ingenious book you can now get allll of the wondrous brain...
Pet Wrap â Personalised Pet Gift Wrap - Never settle for rubbish generic supermarket wrapping paper again. Weâll print you your very own roll with your petâs lovely little face tiled across it. All you have to do is upload your photo and...
Pet Wrap â Personalised Pet Gift Wrap - Never settle for rubbish generic supermarket wrapping paper again. Weâll print you your very own roll with your petâs lovely little face tiled across it. All you have to do is upload your photo and...
Pet Wrap â Personalised Pet Gift Wrap - Never settle for rubbish generic supermarket wrapping paper again. Weâll print you your very own roll with your petâs lovely little face tiled across it. All you have to do is upload your photo and...
PG Tips isn't just any old bunch of leaves in a bag, it's a Great British institution! The unique flavour, the pyramid bag, the cast of characters and classic ad campaigns over the years. Just magic. Now you can hijack their iconic logo and personalise...
PG Tips isn't just any old bunch of leaves in a bag, it's a Great British institution! The unique flavour, the pyramid bag, the cast of characters and classic ad campaigns over the years. Just magic. Now you can hijack their iconic logo and personalise...
Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum - a decadent alcoholic manifestation of this ancient beast and all of its fabled powers. A fantastic gift for mythical booze lovers.
Pierre The Penis Pillow - Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection...
Pierre The Penis Slippers - Plunge your frozen plates of meat into these cosy, plush replicas of nature's warmest external organ. Go gently though, these slippers may be durable but we all know that area of the body isn't keen on rogue kicks.
Gin... in a Cosmo?! You bet! And it's lip-smackingly delicious! Shake up your drinks cabinet with this sweet-and-sour party classic balanced perfectly with bold juniper flavours.
Ditch the wilting houseplants and give your workspace or gaming den a light with a little more bite! Emerging from its pipe-inspired plant pot, this snarling Piranha Plant Posable Lamp is the perfect way to brighten up your living space.
Pixie Tears Gin - Ever seen a pixie cry? Probably not. But if you did, you would find yourself inexplicably driven to slurp them up. Or add them to a measure of your favourite tonic. Or just enjoy straight on the rocks...
Meet our new range of Plantable Cards! They're eco-friendly cards embedded with wildflower daisy seeds, so when the party's over you can just tear the card into small pieces and pop it in some soil. Give it plenty of water, find it a nice sunny spot and...
Meet our new range of Plantable Cards! They're eco-friendly cards embedded with wildflower daisy seeds, so when the party's over you can just tear the card into small pieces and pop it in some soil. Give it plenty of water, find it a nice sunny spot and...
Meet our new range of Plantable Cards! They're eco-friendly cards embedded with wildflower daisy seeds, so when the party's over you can just tear the card into small pieces and pop it in some soil. Give it plenty of water, find it a nice sunny spot and...
As a planet we exchange billions of Christmas cards every year. The frugal among us might slice them up to use as gift tags next year, but the vast majority of cards just sit around gathering dust until January when they're chucked in the bin!
As a planet we exchange billions of Christmas cards every year. The frugal among us might slice them up to use as gift tags next year, but the vast majority of cards just sit around gathering dust until January when they're chucked in the bin!
We've lost count of the number of plants we've accidentally sacrificed over the years. Not enough water, too much water - we'd like to claim it's the plants being picky but we know we're wholly responsible for their pathetic demise. Introducing Plant...
They say that talking to your plants helps them grow, well how are you supposed to make polite conversation with your Peace Lily if you don't even know their name?! Styled like the classic "HELLO, my name is..." stickers, these Plant Name Badges are the...
PlayStation Alarm Clock - This is an alarm clock in the design of a PlayStation controller. What a sick gift for gamers, or even just someone who longs for the trill of an authentic alarm clock rather than their iPhoneâs âradarâ.
Playstation Icons Light - Letâs face it, finding game themed home decor that doesnât shout âGEEKY TEENAGE BOYâS BEDROOMâ is close to impossible. Sure, those Mario skirting board stickers you had when you were 12 are cute, but...
Bit of missionary, bit of doggy, bit of spooning, bit of reverse-cowgirl - isn't it time you mixed it up a bit? This (s)excellent book contains 366 different positions to try with your partner - or Bumble date, willing stranger, sex doll etc.
Everyone's got their own weird set of priorities in life - this game aims to expose them all! The rules are super simple - players take turns to draw five everyday 'item' cards and write them in priority order on the white board (in secret), from love...
Hate to say it, but we live in an age where people get spied on quite a lot. Whether it's by the government, the media, the apps we use every day or some really bored nerd - everyone wants a bloody piece! It can feel quite exposing, the camera lens staring...
It looks like the ol' cinema is going to be off the agenda for quite a while, so it's now up to you to bring the big screen home instead! Get some popcorn crackling away on the hob, dim the lights, and slip your smartphone into the back of the Project...
It looks like the ol' cinema is going to be off the agenda for quite a while, so it's now up to you to bring the big screen home instead! Get some popcorn crackling away on the hob, dim the lights, and slip your smartphone into the back of the Project...
We're living in pretty terrifying times. And that's without< a load of freaky Halloween decorations, jack-o-lanterns lining the streets and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this...
âYo, this one f*cked me up!â - DJ Snake. Queen Majesty Red Habanero & Black Coffee Hot Sauce uses two types of vinegar to blend an unusual flavour with sensational heat! There isn't an overwhelming coffee taste but its presence adds a deliciously...
"This is fire! This is good" - Vince Staples. Loosely based on an old Jamaican jerk recipe, Queen Majesty Scotch Bonnet & Ginger Hot Sauce has a colourful flavour and a comforting, slow-burning heat. Bright ginger and lemon balance beautifully with fiery...
They say you are what you eat, so stop crunching down on the same old boring supermarket veg and wrap yer gnashers round some Radical Rainbow Veg! "But where can I buy these amazing technicolour vegetables?" we hear you shriek. You don't buy 'em - you...
Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp - Retro 70s homewares are having a bit of a renaissance - which means Lava Lamps are officially back. Simply plug in the Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp and bask in its mesmerising glow as it creates swirly, sparkling patterns on the...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? Each of these washable and reusable Rainbow Face Masks is made from breathable...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? Each of these washable and reusable Rainbow Face Masks is made from breathable...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? Each of these washable and reusable Rainbow Face Masks is made from breathable...
Ray Gun Nose Trimmer is the perfect gift for men with an unruly, bush of nasal hair. Get those flaring nostrils trimmed with this therapeutic present. A great gift for him.
Real Whisky Scotch Eggs Truffles - These Chocolate Scotch Eggs have a cheeky ginger crunch coating and an exquisite whisky ganache centre, guaranteed to please even the snobbiest whisky aficionado. Be prepared for them all to be hoovered up as soon as...
Real Wine Gums - The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned thatâs a bit weird and there should be a wine version, so they made one. And now YOU can try them!
Real Wine Gums - The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned thatâs a bit weird and there should be a wine version, so they made one. And now YOU can try them!
Real Wine Gums - The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned thatâs a bit weird and there should be a wine version, so they made one. And now YOU can try them!
Our Red Wine Gin Liqueur takes the rich berry aromas of a fine red wine, those smooth and subtle notes of plum and blueberry, then balances them perfectly with dry juniper and complimentary botanical flavours. Yum.
Retro Mini TV Console - This tiny little telly comes with everything you need to waste an impressive amount of time playing random and often nonsensical 8-bit games. Itâs got 300 of them built-in, each one more fun than the last.
Retro Pocket Games Console - Are the best handheld consoles made by Nintendo? We used to say so, until we tried this little champion. This miscellaneous collection of hilarious games is the ultimate time-passing mega-tool.
We all like to tell ourselves we've got that 'special' place where we routinely dump our important stuff. Yet we still end up losing our keys or enduring another agonising train journey because we've forgotten our headphones AGAIN. Sound familiar? You...
Relax. We've solved the ultimate First World problem - "do I have a nice chilled glass of Rosé, or a classy tumbler of gin and tonic?" Rosé Wine Gin Liqueur is the crossover tipple you've been craving.
Rude Puzzle Book - This compendium of crude crosswords, wicked word-searches, dirty dot-to-dots and provocative puzzles will put the naughtiest corners of your filthy little brain to work. Itâs surprisingly easy to solve this stuff when youâve...
Sashay Away Doormat - Donât bother starting your engines, gentlemen. Youâll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Sashay Away doormat.
We're living in pretty scary times. And that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations and jack-o-lanterns lining the streets and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this Halloween,...
âThis is really good!â - Cara Delevigne. Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce is Portland's favourite table sauce and comes in a big squeezy bottle which should give you some idea of the quantities you're going to want to slather on your food!...
Secret Santa Box - Let us take the stress out of the Secret Santa. We've picked out a magnificent selection of products for him and her and then had them lovingly CrapWrapped for their enjoyment so you don't have to lift a single finger. An easy secret...
Secret Santa Box - Let us take the stress out of the Secret Santa. We've picked out a magnificent selection of products for him and her and then had them lovingly CrapWrapped for their enjoyment so you don't have to lift a single finger. An easy secret...
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the bath... Pop this unassuming Shark Bath Bomb into your tub and let the feeding frenzy commence! Once submerged, blood starts foaming violently from its gaping jaws as though it's chewing up a hapless...
"I'm going to go across the street and get you some Orange Sherrrberrrt" Christian Slater? Austin Powers? Never mind. Get a load of this Sherbet Gin! Made using real sherbet and available in three fruity flavours, these invigorating drinks offer up a...
"I'm going to go across the street and get you some Orange Sherrrberrrt" Christian Slater? Austin Powers? Never mind. Get a load of this Sherbet Gin! Made using real sherbet and available in three fruity flavours, these invigorating drinks offer up a...
If all cats had their way - and they pretty much do – they would look a lot like the Shiro Cat Light. Shamelessly rotund, over-fed and happy as can be. Giving off a smug and contented glow while remaining absolutely adorable, of course.
Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Well, here's something for the shower users! The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these...
Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Well, here's something for the shower users! The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these...
Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Well, here's something for the shower users! The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these...
Honey, I shrunk the kids... drawings and made an awesome keepsake out of them! That's right, this adorable kit contains everything you need to turn your child's works of art into little keyrings so you can keep them with you wherever you go. Just have...
Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere. Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it...
Ever felt an overwhelming urge to tinker with nature? Always wanted to create your own weird spider-bird-cat-monkey hybrid? Love solving jigsaw puzzles? Your perfectly normal dreams have just come true! Thanks to Refunzzle Puzzles. This curious jigsaw...
We're living in pretty scary times. And that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations, jack-o-lanterns lining the streets, and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am.
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? This washable and reusable Skull Face Mask is made from breathable double-layered...
Sleepy Head - Our personalisation pixies have been working overtime to bring you Sleepy Head - the pillowcase with ANYONEâS FACE you want on it! Note, we said face. Not genitals. Just need to remind the weirder people in the crowd about the limits...
Sloan the Sloth Back Massager - If you're in the middle of the venn diagram of âgot a sore backâ and âneeds a hug from an adorable animalâ, weâve got just the thing. This sweet sloth attaches around your shoulders to give you...
Slush Puppie Cup Set - You don't have to schlep to the cinema to get your grubby, slush-addicted mitts on the sweet stuff anymore. Just pop to the freezer!
Slush Puppie Cup Set - You don't have to schlep to the cinema to get your grubby, slush-addicted mitts on the sweet stuff anymore. Just pop to the freezer!
Slush Puppie Machine - The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make them in the comfort of your own home!
With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for everyone to enjoy.
If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask - you need the Social Distancing Zapper! This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Soundasleep Smart Pillow - Wirelessly connect the pillow to any bluetooth-friendly device (like your phone or laptop) in seconds to hear your favourite music, TV shows, podcasts, or even white noise through the 1.5W speakers as you drift off. It can play...
Space Invader Hanging Planter - Give your succulents a cosmic makeover with this adorable space invader planter. Simply decant them into the silver hull through the hole in the borosilicate glass and youâre all set for lift off.
Take two of life's greatest pleasures - casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe - then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our <strong>Spirited Coffee<strong>.
Take two of life's greatest pleasures - casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe - then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our <strong>Spirited Coffee<strong>.
"Hey, does that look like a penis to you?" Vegetables, clouds, cactuses, rock formations, baked goods - the mind sees penises in the strangest of places. At last, you can hone this age-old 'skill' with Spot the Cock! This phallic activity book features...
Spreadable Espresso Martini: So the story goes... in the late 80s a young lady asked the barman of Fred's Club in London to make her a drink that would "wake me up, and f*ck me up".