Batteries (4x AA)
To make sure you're able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we're now selling batteries in all the major sizes required.
Plantable Christmas Card - Eco Friendly Seed Paper (Single)
As a planet we exchange billions of Christmas cards every year. The frugal among us might slice them up to use as gift tags next year, but the vast majority of cards just sit around gathering dust until January when they're chucked in the bin!
Batteries (4x AAA)
To make sure you're able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we're now selling batteries in all the major sizes required.
TanSafe
It looks like a bottle of sunscreen but this ingenious watertight container is designed to conceal credit cards, keys, cash and mobile phones. It’s the greatest thing to happen to sunbathing since the dental floss thong!
Little Bao Dumpling Reusable Face Mask
It's safe to say we're now living in the age of the face mask. So why not wear something that's a little more fun, super comfortable, and doesn't make you feel like you're in the middle of an apocalypse?
Friends Sofa Bath Fizzers
If you remember, Chandler "didn't like baths" unless there was a wet, naked Monica in them. That was until she showed him the right way to prepare one! Okay so they didn't actually show it in the episode but along with the mood-lighting, Enya music, and...
Pearl Boba Tea Reusable Face Mask
It's looking like we're all going to be wearing face masks for the foreseeable future. So you might as well wear something that's actually comfortable and doesn't make you look and feel like a shifty hospital patient! The Pearl Boba Tea Reusable Face...
Tayto Potato Reusable Face Mask
It's looking like we're all going to be wearing face masks for quite some time. So why not wear something with a little more self-expression, that's super comfortable, and won't make you feel like you're in the middle of an apocalypse?
Monica Clean Gel Hand Sanitiser
When we think of cleanliness. Like seriously meticulous, borderline obsessive cleanliness. Only one name springs to mind... Monica Geller. There's clean. And then there's 'Monica' clean. Now you can take your own hygiene rituals to the...
Jelly Super Sperms
Looking for some sweets with a little more spunk? You've come to the right place. Fill yer gob with a load of Jelly Super Sperms! These are some powerful premium swimmers, just look at the bloody size of 'em! Plus they taste of Piña colada so they're...
Plantable Cards - Eco Friendly Seed Paper (You're Bloomin' Amazing)
Meet our new range of Plantable Cards! They're eco-friendly cards embedded with wildflower daisy seeds, so when the party's over you can just tear the card into small pieces and pop it in some soil. Give it plenty of water, find it a nice sunny spot and...
Hatching Virtual Pet Candle
Hatching Virtual Pet Candle - You may not have time to cater to the whims of a needy pixelated creature anymore, but youâve definitely got time to burn an aesthetically on-point candle. Simply set fire to the wick and relax - the wax will melt away...
Plantable Cards - Eco Friendly Seed Paper (You're Growing On Me)
Meet our new range of Plantable Cards! They're eco-friendly cards embedded with wildflower daisy seeds, so when the party's over you can just tear the card into small pieces and pop it in some soil. Give it plenty of water, find it a nice sunny spot and...
Marshmallow Willies
We know what you're thinking. As penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
Plantable Cards - Eco Friendly Seed Paper (Time To Grow Up!)
Meet our new range of Plantable Cards! They're eco-friendly cards embedded with wildflower daisy seeds, so when the party's over you can just tear the card into small pieces and pop it in some soil. Give it plenty of water, find it a nice sunny spot and...
Frozen Icon Lights (Olaf)
Frozen Icon Lights - These cute little lights are all you need to bring Olaf the glow into your home this Christmas.
Frozen Icon Lights (Sven)
Frozen Icon Lights - These cute little lights are all you need to bring Olaf the glow into your home this Christmas.
Olaf Shaped Mug
Olaf Shaped Mug - Drinking a hot drink out of a snowman's face? Sounds impossible, but the power of Disney magic knows no bounds.
Basically Dead Candle
Once you've passed 21 you might as well give up and consolidate all those candles into one chunky wax tombstone to commemorate your imminent demise. It's strangely less depressing than being presented with a birthday cake covered edge-to-edge with candles....
The Exotic Colouring Book
Has any other Netflix series ever introduced us to so many colourful characters? Binge-watching Tiger King just about got us through the early days of lockdown and now The Exotic Colouring Book is here to see us through to 2021 and beyond!
World's Smallest Beer Pong
Don't expect the World's Smallest hangover! All of the fun and frenzied frat-party vibes of the original boozy classic - only this time it's tiny (the World's smallest, in fact). Beer pong was always pretty portable but now you can really...
Star Wars Hand Sanitisers (Yoda)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
Disney Villains Hand Sanitiser (Cruella De Vil)
It's not easy being evil all the time. Mixing up spells, poisoning apples, kidnapping dozens of grubby puppies - you've gotta make sure you keep your hands (and tentacles) clean. Now you too can get fairytale freshness with these Disney Villain Hand Sanitisers!...
Dirty Bitch Soap
Wash your bloody hands ya dirty bitch! Know someone who with dreadful hygiene habits? Or perhaps it's you who needs to clean up your act! Either way, make sure you get your filthy hands on this sparkly pink bar of soapy encouragement. It's rose-scented...
Cat Party Hat
Cat Party Hat - This colourful piece of headgear fits comfortably over your cats head with a four-point elastic strap system and it inflates to 16.5cm tall so it's nice and comically large.
Disney Villains Hand Sanitiser (Evil Queen)
It's not easy being evil all the time. Mixing up spells, poisoning apples, kidnapping dozens of grubby puppies - you've gotta make sure you keep your hands (and tentacles) clean. Now you too can get fairytale freshness with these Disney Villain Hand Sanitisers!...
Xbox Glass Baubles
Xbox Glass Baubles - With subtle and stylish line art designs and large green ribbons for easy hanging, these baubles are the perfect Christmassy addition to your gaming den.
Disney Villains Hand Sanitiser (Maleficent)
It's not easy being evil all the time. Mixing up spells, poisoning apples, kidnapping dozens of grubby puppies - you've gotta make sure you keep your hands (and tentacles) clean. Now you too can get fairytale freshness with these Disney Villain Hand Sanitisers!...
Disney Villains Hand Sanitiser (Ursula)
It's not easy being evil all the time. Mixing up spells, poisoning apples, kidnapping dozens of grubby puppies - you've gotta make sure you keep your hands (and tentacles) clean. Now you too can get fairytale freshness with these Disney Villain Hand Sanitisers!...
Shark Bath Bomb
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the bath... Pop this unassuming Shark Bath Bomb into your tub and let the feeding frenzy commence! Once submerged, blood starts foaming violently from its gaping jaws as though it's chewing up a hapless...
Ultimate Music Trivia
Everyone knows the best part of a pub quiz is the music round. Deciphering lyrics, arguing over release dates, trying to guess songs by only hearing the first few seconds - yer can't beat it! And now some legend has created a quiz that's JUST the music...
Dog Birthday Kit
When it comes to birthdays, we humans have all the fun - cards, presents, parties, cakes, trips away, blood-curdling renditions of 'Happy Birthday' at work. Now it's your turn to seriously pamper your pooch on their special day - with the Dog Birthday...
Cloud Rainbow Bath Bomb
Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows but now you can experience 'cloud nine' in bath bomb form! Just pop the Cloud Rainbow Bath Bomb into your tub and as you swirl it around it releases a glorious rainbow of foam.
007 Casino Royale Poker Chip Coasters
Four officially licensed Casino Royale poker chip coasters - because you only live twice, but you ruin your surfaces only once. The Casino Royale where Daniel Craig emerges from the sea in those budgie smugglers.
Grow Your Own Detox Juice
In short, this little bag of goodness will undo all that crazy sh*t you did to your body. So if you've spent the last few months punishing your internal organs - it's time to hit the ol' restart button and flush out the last of that cheap champagne and...
Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
This tin contains everything you need to cultivate a hungry little Venus Flytrap â all you have to do is add water and sunlight (and the occasional graceless housefly).
You Are My Lobster Bath Bombs
Everyone knows that lobsters fall in love and mate for life, you can even see them in the tank holding claws. Awww. ð Some things are just destined to be together... Ross and Rachael, Chandler and Monica - you and these Friends-themed bath fizzers.
Star Wars Hand Sanitisers (Chewbacca)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
Gin Mayo
Gin Mayo - Not to be confused with a certain iconic Swedish caviar brand, whipping this chic little blue tube out at the dinner table is guaranteed to make you the centre of attention for at least ten minutes. Thatâs probably how long it'll take...
Brilliant Bonsai Grow Kit
We're not going to sugarcoat it, Bonsai trees require a lot of love and devotion to keep alive. But! Taking care of one is a truly rewarding and spiritual process; helping you to nurture the virtue of patience as well as the Japanese art of 'Wabi-Sabi'...
Star Wars Hand Sanitisers (C3PO)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
Shuffleface Puzzles
Ever felt an overwhelming urge to tinker with nature? Always wanted to create your own weird spider-bird-cat-monkey hybrid? Love solving jigsaw puzzles? Your perfectly normal dreams have just come true! Thanks to Refunzzle Puzzles. This curious jigsaw...
Star Wars Icon Light - Rey
Star Wars Icon Lights - Obscenely cute, each of these little icon lights is a perfect way to pay tribute to your favourite intergalactic hero.
Star Wars Hand Sanitisers (Darth Vader)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
Welcome to the Family Dog Kit
Getting a new dog is possibly one of the most exciting experiences a human can have, but before you get caught up in all the doggy delirium – make sure you've got everything you (and your dog) need with the Welcome to the Family Dog Kit
Captain Marvel Goose Shaped Mug
Goose Shaped Mug - Goose? Cool name for a cool cat. And an even cooler name for a mug. Only joking, we know sheâs not a cat. Sheâs a Flerken. Duh.
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate - Bully your taste buds and challenge those curry connoisseurs with this offensively hot chilli chocolate. No regrets! The alternative gift for risk-takers and a great gift for him.
Clockwork Mug
Clockwork Mug - Prepare for ultraviolence in style with this stunning piece of crockery. Invite your droogs round for a cuppa in one of these and youâll be the talk of the town in no time - especially when they see that the removable hat keeps your...
As Per My Previous Email
"As Per My Previous Email"... what an opener. This must-have guide is your one-stop solution to navigating all manner of wondrous email micro-aggressions. Once you can easily identify and "decode" these infuriating soundbites, you can unlock the true...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Soft Pretzel)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Plantable Christmas Card - Eco Friendly Seed Paper (Pack of 3)
As a planet we exchange billions of Christmas cards every year. The frugal among us might slice them up to use as gift tags next year, but the vast majority of cards just sit around gathering dust until January when they're chucked in the bin!
Grip Strip (Blue)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Write and Spray Hand Sanitiser Pen
Want to keep yourself germ-free in the office but don't want let out another loud sanitiser "fart" as you squeeze an oversized dollop of gel onto your hands? Give the Write and Spray Pen a try. As the name suggests, this regular-looking pen features a...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Tonkotsu Ramen)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Central Perk Mini Light
Bring allll of warmth and fun of Central Perk into your home or workspace (now the same thing! ð) with this light-up version of the iconic coffee shop sign from Friends! We'll leave it up to you to splash out on a lavish brown sofa, source a socially-awkward...
Grip Strip (Red)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin Miniature
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new miniature version is a raspberry pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon,...
Mobile Phone Jail Cell
This court finds your mobile phone... GUILTY! The charges are as follows: Forcible entry (into every single social situation), Theft (of your precious time and energy), Attempted Murder...
Tiny Hands
Waves, salutes, handshakes, high-fives, rounds of applause, karate chops, mopping your brow, stifling a yawn, blowing a kiss, voguing - all immediately more hilarious when you're wearing a pair of Tiny Hands.
Superman Face Mask
Superheroes and masks have always been closely intertwined but now so, more than ever. If you're wearing a face mask, you're helping to slow the spread of Coronavirus. You're helping strangers to feel comfortable and safe. You're not going to dramatically...
World's Smallest Game of Catch
Look at your current surroundings, chances are you're not in a place where you can comfortably throw a ball without breaking something. But what if the ball was smaller? Like, really small. So small that it could scarcely hurt a fly? What if there were...
Friends Central Perk Face Mask
Next time you're going out for a coffee, or taking the tube to your mate's ludicrously large penthouse apartment - make sure you wear a Friends Central Perk Face Mask. These officially-licensed Friends⢠masks are super soft and come in a pack of...
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book
Cats are meticulously cleanly animals, but they don't half love showing off their arses. The <strong>Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book</strong> pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Aubergine)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Penis Pasta
So many good pasta shapes out there: Farfalle, Fusill, Rigatoni, Conchiglie, Penne. That last one, Penne. Curiously similar in spelling and pronunciation to the Italian word for 'penis' - 'pene'. To avoid any unnecessary confusion, some kinky chef did...
Spreadable Mojito
Our Spreadable Mojito is bringing a sweet and boozy Cuban revolution to the breakfast table!
Unicorn Tears® Gin Miniature
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new miniature version is a bittersweet classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Broccoli)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Stressticles
These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab and manipulate to ease your anxious mind. And they're therapeutic for both men and women. When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze and know...
How To Swear In Sign Language
We've all flipped the bird or a cheeky V, and most of the time that's all the situation requires - a mad moment of road rage, a useless co-worker leaving the room etc. But if you yearn to expand your gesticular vocabulary, you need to get your hands on...
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
How To Fucking Swear Around The World - This deck of cards will teach you how to swear around the world, from telling a Welshman to go finger his grandmother, to instructing a Croatian to âf*ck their goat fatherâ. Youâll never be unaware...
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy - Everyoneâs favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, in laymanâs terms) down to fit on your desk. Now YOU can enjoy 18 inches of wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man fun in the...
Worldâs Smallest Pierre the Penis
Worldâs Smallest Pierre the Penis - Sometimes you donât fancy cuddling up with a big âun. Sometimes it would be completely inappropriate - just imagine pulling out your Giant Pierre at work! Thatâs a one way trip to a P45. Instead,...
100 Ways To Eat Cock
There are in fact 100 Ways To Eat Cock. Don't Google them though (seriously), this cheeky set of recipe cards will reveal all. Bulging with deliciously-hilarious cock delicacies including: Cock-Porn, Bacon-wrapped Cock, Cock Caesar Pasta Salad. It's...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Pizza)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Grip Strip (Black)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
The General Knowledge Pub Quiz Book
Everyone knows the only way to get good at "general knowledge" is to go to more pub quizzes. But how do you get your weekly fix of thinking and drinking when all the pubs are shut? That was an easy one - the General Knowledge Pub Quiz Book! This epic...
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Sometimes it's difficult to discuss things rationally with people who have strong beliefs. So why not try it with an adorable and mindless feline? Written in an easy-to-digest Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety helps answer critical...
David Attenborough Activity Book
David Attenborough Activity Book - David Attenborough. National treasure. Soothing. Smart. Brave. A friend to the animals. Defender of the environment. And, according to the recent poll, he's even the most trustworthy person alive.
F*ck Yourself Fit
Arnie once said pumping iron "felt like cumming". He was onto something. Countless studies have shown the wondrous health benefits of regular sex: It lowers your blood pressure, reduces stress levels, improves sleep quality, boosts your immune system...
Shower Steamers (You Got This)
Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Well, here's something for the shower users! The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these...
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser
Now you can touch yourself and others in complete confidence, with the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Kills 99.99% of germs.
The SHIIT Workout
The average person spends three whole days per year, just s(h)itting on the toilet - and that's the average! It's time to put down your smartphone (seriously, it's beyond unsanitary) and use that "wasted" time to get the body of your dreams. The SHIIT...
Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus: Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball. He can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet? Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about!...
Pennywise Icon Light
Pennywise Icon Light - They should have got one of these each as a trophy. An adorable diddy rendering of every childâs worst nightmare that glows in the dark. In fairness, they would probably rather never have to see Pennywise again, even in cute...
Original Stormtrooper Hot Sauce
Do you think Palpatine and Vader sit around munching chicken wings with some pathetically-weak lemon and herb dipping sauce? Hell no! They get their mindless minions to mix up another powerful batch of Original Stormtrooper Hot Sauce.
This Book Will Make You Sh*t Yourself
The title says it all - This Book Will Make You Sh*t Yourself. Packed full of the most inexplicable conspiracy theories and spine-chilling urban myths known to humankind, this compendium of weird is guaranteed to blow your mind (and your arse). Whether...
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Just plop a few of these fizzing floaters in your tub and they'll sizzle and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake. What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally...
World's Smallest Lucky Cat
Lucky Cat - This lucky cat is a tiny version of the iconic original maneki-neko, a Japanese household and business staple to curry good favour with the powers that be.
Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser
Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere. Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it...
Grow Your Own Catnip
If you haven't seen your cat 'under the influence' of Catnip then you've never seen them at their most happy. What begins as excitable meowing usually evolves into a dazed and blissful euphoria, as your cat playfully paws at you, rolls over and splays...
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
There are those who tolerate and muddle their way through Excel spreadsheets, and there are those who are absolutely addicted to them. The data. The formulas. The functions. The world's ugliest yet smartest user interface. Needless to say, this mug is...
The Great British Pub Quiz Book
Think you and your mates know everything there is to know about Great Britain? Think you'd waltz straight into a citizenship test and ace it first time? Think again! The Great British Pub Quiz Book contains all of your favourite quiz rounds, with a specific...
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
If you've ever looked at Bob Ross's effortlessly beautiful paintings, then glanced back at your own curious efforts in total dismay - this kit is for you. The Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit contains three pre-printed canvases - two landscapes and one...
Take Cooler Selfies Lens Kit
Bored of the same old Instagram filters? Want to bring a little 'analog' creativity to your smartphone photos? You've gotta try our Take Cooler Selfies kit! This neat travel-sized kit contains a set of five-clip on lenses - four different colours and...
Micro Penis Mug
There are no two ways about it â this mug is covered with hundreds of micro p*nises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. Is it just us or does it have a bit of...
The Gingerbread Kama Sutra
Don't let their innocent iced smiley faces fool you. Behind the scenes, gingerbread men and women are absolute FILTH. Seriously. Like super deviant, kinky, un-repeatable stuff. The moment the lights go out in the bakery it's like some sort of X-rated...
Spirited Coffee (Dark Rum)
Take two of life's greatest pleasures - casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe - then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our <strong>Spirited Coffee<strong>.
Glitter Cranberry Sauce
Glitter Cranberry Sauce - Slip a knife load of this sour sauce onto every asset of your roast for an instant improvement. Meat? Better. Roast potatoes? Perfect partnership. Sprouts? Suddenly tolerable. Pigs in blankets? On another level. Thereâs...