Bike Balls
Bike Balls - In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these days. The morning commute is crying out for a little humour to diffuse the tension, and you as a cyclist need...
Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses
Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses - "Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of the iris?" No, it is to be a gushing description of this high quality replica of the ultra...
Brewdog Punk IPA Beer Making Kit
Brewdog Punk IPA Beer Making Kit - It's hard to believe that craft beer behemoths 'Brewdog' began life as just two guys (and one dog) with a fearless passion for flavoursome pints, brewing booze in their kitchen, bottling it by hand and selling it out...
Cat Scratch Laptop
Yes, the internet has finally come full circle. The fluffy critters that have long ruled Youtube and fuelled procrastination across the globe have finally got their own portable computer. Arriving fully assembled, you'll have your feline all dialled up...
Don't F*ck It Up Mug
A very fitting tribute to one of the best hours of entertainment on television, the 'Don't F*ck it Up Mug' embodies marvellously the fierceness of planet earth's beloved RuPaul and his glittering cultural milestone of a show.
F*cking Strong Coffee
F*cking Strong Coffee - Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid...
Freak Masks⢠- Stretchy Personalised Face Masks (Single)
Freak Masks - Upload an image and we'll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, and a great gift for him.
Fucking Hell Beer (12 Pack)
Fucking Hell Beer - This reassuringly foul-mouthed beer takes its fruity name from a small Austrian village known as Fucking, whilst the word 'Hell' is a term for 'pale beer' used in Southern Germany and Austria. Initially banned for its fruity branding...
Fucking Hell Beer (6 Pack)
Fucking Hell Beer - This reassuringly foul-mouthed beer takes its fruity name from a small Austrian village known as Fucking, whilst the word 'Hell' is a term for 'pale beer' used in Southern Germany and Austria. Initially banned for its fruity branding...
Giant STDs (Chlamydia)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters - they're a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
Giant STDs (Herpes)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters - they're a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
Giant STDs (Syphilis)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters - they're a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
Grip Strip (1 x Black 1 x Blue 1 x Red)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (3 x Black)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (3 x Blue)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (3 x Red)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (Black)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (Blue)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (Red)
Grip Strip - Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight...A great alternative gift idea.
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate - Bully your taste buds and challenge those curry connoisseurs with this offensively hot chilli chocolate. No regrets! The alternative gift for risk-takers and a great gift for him.
Marshmallow Vodka
Marshmallow Vodka - Whether melted over the BBQ, perched atop a Rocky Road or just squished into your salivating jaws by the fistful – everyone enjoys a good marshmallow. And now a sweet-toothed mixologist has done the decent thing and created Marshmallow...
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser
Now you can touch yourself and others in complete confidence, with the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Kills 99.99% of germs.
Mushions® - Personalised Face Cushions (Single)
Mushion - Personalised cushion. These aptly named 'Mushions' are wondrously weird. If there's as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your chops printed on a gloriously comfortable cushion, we're yet to hear about it....
Never-Ending Birthday Card
Never-Ending Birthday Card - A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing.Give them the gift of eternal annoyance.
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Cat)
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter - Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Dog)
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter - Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Frog)
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter - Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Panda)
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter - Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.
Ray Gun Nose Trimmer
Ray Gun Nose Trimmer is the perfect gift for men with an unruly, bush of nasal hair. Get those flaring nostrils trimmed with this therapeutic present. A great gift for him.
Secret Santa Box (Secret Santa A)
Secret Santa Box - Let us take the stress out of the Secret Santa. We've picked out a magnificent selection of products for him and her and then had them lovingly CrapWrapped for their enjoyment so you don't have to lift a single finger. An easy secret...
Secret Santa Box (Secret Santa B)
Secret Santa Box - Let us take the stress out of the Secret Santa. We've picked out a magnificent selection of products for him and her and then had them lovingly CrapWrapped for their enjoyment so you don't have to lift a single finger. An easy secret...
Star Wars Origami
Fantastically detailed instructions and pre-printed paper make this the ideal project for fans of the show or folding paper. Packed full of detailed instructions and glorious Star Wars trivia. The ideal gift for real Star Wars fans.
The Artisan Cheese Maker's Kit
The Artisan Cheese Maker's Kit is a perfect Father's Day gift, think about it. The core of a father's character is their cheesy sense of humour. Such dedications to pongy jokes deserves a gift purely focused on literal cheese, hopefully he will get the...
The Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool
Trained in a myriad of ancient arts (such as bottle-opening), the <strong>Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool</strong> is here to help you tackle life's everyday battles.
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur - This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and our closely-guarded extraction process (patent-pending). Ideal if you're looking for unique gifts...
UNT Mug
The Original UNT Mug - All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.