Tayto the Couch Potato Rechargeable Night Light
Meet your new lockdown hero – The Tayto Potato Night Light. An adorable potato-shaped light in the darkness, a cute and dumpy companion that celebrates the simple joy of staying indoors and doing nothing much at all. He's touch-sensitive and made...
Tech & Gadget Mystery Box
Gadget Mystery Box - Inside the box, your lucky recipient will find four terrific Tech products inside. We can't reveal a whole lot about what they're getting, but just know that weâve tucked our favourites in there. The value adds up to over £100...
Tech Head - Personalised Laptop Case (All Over Faces 10 inch)
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Tech Head - Personalised Laptop Case (All Over Faces 14 inch)
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Tech Head - Personalised Laptop Case (All Over Faces 15 inch)
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Tech Head - Personalised Laptop Case (Big Face 10 inch)
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Tech Head - Personalised Laptop Case (Big Face 14 inch)
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Tech Head - Personalised Laptop Case (Big Face 15 inch)
Personalised Laptop Cover - Just upload your photo and weâll get to work on your Personalised Laptop Case. Choose which size you want and whether you want little faces or one big one. Either way, you can only have one face per case, so choose wisely!
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Chocolate
Lockdown hasn't exactly been 'fun' has it? Most of our personal relationships have been never been tested in this way before! Whether you've been spending all this time with friends, loved ones, or housemates you barely know - they've probably been putting...
The Artisan Colour Changing Gin Kit
The Artisan Colour Changing Gin Kit - Contains almost everything needed to make your own blue gin that turns pink when combined with tonic. Complete with a beautiful 50cl corked glass bottle. Just add your favourite gin!
The Artisan Gin Maker's Kit
The Artisan Gin Maker's Kit - Considering how surprisingly simple it is to make, isnât it about time you tried to craft your own Gin? Yes, yes it is. The perfect gift for gin lovers.
The Beard Buddy
The Beard Buddy - no more stray hairs down the sink, on the soap, in your toothbrush. This giant bib straps comfortably around your neck while the two suction cups attach to the mirror, creating a large safety net to catch your fallen trimmings. A great...
The Best Friend Game
Think of your very best friend for a moment... What's their Starbucks order? Who's their celebrity crush? Who would they call to get rid of a dead body? Could you correctly answer these questions about them? Could they answer them correctly about you?...
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book
Cats are meticulously cleanly animals, but they don't half love showing off their arses. The <strong>Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book</strong> pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking...
The Exotic Colouring Book
Has any other Netflix series ever introduced us to so many colourful characters? Binge-watching Tiger King just about got us through the early days of lockdown and now The Exotic Colouring Book is here to see us through to 2021 and beyond!
The Geeky Bartender
Always dreamt of kicking back with a cool, refreshing glass of Ambrosia from Battlestar Galactica? Or nonchalantly sipping on a Vesper Martini like James Bond? You need to level up your home boozing and get your hands on The Geeky Bartender.
The Geeky Chef Cookbook
Essential reading material for any self-proclaimed nerd, The Geeky Chef compiles over 60 delectable, ethereal and oddly delicious recipes from the likes of Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda, Star Trek and World of Warcraft. Yikes. That's...
The General Knowledge Pub Quiz Book
Everyone knows the only way to get good at "general knowledge" is to go to more pub quizzes. But how do you get your weekly fix of thinking and drinking when all the pubs are shut? That was an easy one - the General Knowledge Pub Quiz Book! This epic...
The Gingerbread Kama Sutra
Don't let their innocent iced smiley faces fool you. Behind the scenes, gingerbread men and women are absolute FILTH. Seriously. Like super deviant, kinky, un-repeatable stuff. The moment the lights go out in the bakery it's like some sort of X-rated...
The Good Hurt Dynamite Hot Sauce Set
Blow your tastebuds to smithereens - with The Good Hurt Dynamite Hot Sauce Set. This explosive set of seven spicy sauces is ready to detonate deliciousness all over your favourite meals
The Great British Pub Quiz Book
Think you and your mates know everything there is to know about Great Britain? Think you'd waltz straight into a citizenship test and ace it first time? Think again! The Great British Pub Quiz Book contains all of your favourite quiz rounds, with a specific...
The Office Jigsaw Puzzle
If you haven't binge-watched all nine seasons of The Office back to back, you haven't lived! If you have then you're probably here to try and find a way to fill the gaping Dunder Mifflin-shaped hole in your life. The Office Jigsaw Puzzle might just do...
The Official Bob Ross Colouring Book
We could watch Bob Ross paint for hours. Unbelievably therapeutic, and he just makes it look so easy. This is the first book of its kind and it contains 75 line-drawings of Bob Ross's finest landscapes for you to calmly colour in, as well as countless...
The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff
A must-buy for anyone that says 'The Facebook' or 'The Google'. This life-saving book explains a whole host of modern concepts and technologies that we take for granted but which are totally perplexing to anyone over the age of 45. The definitions are...
The Original Stormtrooper Decanter
The Original Stormtrooper Decanter - the booze is strong in this one! When they're not being drummed on by a bunch of scruffy Ewoks, Stormtrooper helmets make pretty classy drinks decanters.
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed is a sensory trip into world of the green stuff. Legal in all 50 states! A sensory trip that'll blow your mind. Great gift for stoners
The SHIIT Workout
The average person spends three whole days per year, just s(h)itting on the toilet - and that's the average! It's time to put down your smartphone (seriously, it's beyond unsanitary) and use that "wasted" time to get the body of your dreams. The SHIIT...
The Tattoo Colouring Book
There are two types of people in this world - those who have a tattoo, and those who secretly wish they had a tattoo. We're not talking about iffy Celtic symbols, a moustache on your finger, or the coordinates of where your first child was conceived -...
The Veggie Chinese Takeaway Cookbook
At last you can satisfy your cravings for Chinese takeaway without wok-loads of MSG or unnervingly soft lumps of meat! The Veggie Chinese Takeaway Cookbook contains over 70 vegetarian and vegan takeaway classics. From Tom Yum soup to...
This Book Will Make You Sh*t Yourself
The title says it all - This Book Will Make You Sh*t Yourself. Packed full of the most inexplicable conspiracy theories and spine-chilling urban myths known to humankind, this compendium of weird is guaranteed to blow your mind (and your arse). Whether...
Throw Throw Burrito
Throw Throw Burrito - We guarantee youâve never played a party game like this before. Dodgeball meets card game as you go head to head collecting cards, earning points and flinging burritos left, right and centre.
Tiger King Doormat
Didn't grind up your husband, feed him to a tiger and dispose of his body underneath a septic tank? Didn't sue a cult hero for a million dollars? You can come right on in!
Tiger King Jigsaw Puzzle
Still trying to piece together who killed Carole Baskin's husband? (Clue: it was her! ð) Now you can pass the time until the next bizarre chapter in the Tiger King saga with this epic Tiger King Jigsaw Puzzle Beautifully illustrated by Chantel...
Tiny Hands
Waves, salutes, handshakes, high-fives, rounds of applause, karate chops, mopping your brow, stifling a yawn, blowing a kiss, voguing - all immediately more hilarious when you're wearing a pair of Tiny Hands.
Toblerone Cookbook
Ahhh the mighty Toblerone. Ignoring that weird blip where they made it all slim and horrible one HELL of a chocolate bar. And now the chunky and shareable prism of deliciousness has spawned its very own cookbook! Packed with <strong>40 tasty recipes</strong>,...
Toilet Bowl Light
Toilet Bowl Light - it's rare indeed to have a father who isn't obsessed with toilet humour. This is the perfect gift for men who finds solace on the loo. A great gift for him.
Top Drags
Top Drags - Think you know your Trixie Mattel from your Alexis Matteo? Put your money where your mouth is and your alleged knowledge to the test with Top Drags.
Top of the Pops Party Game
Ahh Top of the Pops, what a time to be alive. A wondrous mash-up of musical genres, seminal performances and shameless lip-syncing – all in a lovely bite-sized half-hour show. Now you can gather your mates around the table and recreate all the drama...
Torchbearer Garlic Reaper Hot Sauce
âThis is really burning my lipsâ -Â Billie Eilish. As featured on Hot Ones Season 8, Torchbearer Garlic Reaper Hot Sauce is one seriously spicy and flavourful concoction. The first ingredient in this powerful hot sauce is Carolina Reaper,...
Torchbearer Headless Horseradish Hot Sauce
âOkay, thatâs quite hotâ - Maisie Williams. Like your condiments with an intensely satisfying nasal kick? You'll love Torchbearer Headless Horseradish Hot Sauce. This creamy concoction combines a confident, smokey horseradish base with...
Totally 90s Board Game
You don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates back to the 90s - you just need the Totally 90s Board Game. This 90s-themed trivia game is jammed full of nostalgic questions covering...
Trejo's Tacos
Okay, so this is our favourite product on the entire website. Are we allowed to say that? F*ck it. Danny Trejo is a living legend, movie icon, boxing champ, restauranteur, an ex-con and straight-up friendly badass. He's entertained us on the big screen...
T-Rex Dinosaur Lamp
T-Rex Dinosaur Lamp - what the King of the Dinosaurs lacks in arm dexterity, it makes up for in style and energy-efficiency - sporting a chic, origami-inspired exterior and a bright LED bulb. A great gift for him.
Truth Serum Decanter
You know those late night conversations, the ones where it's only the hardcore left and someone finally cracks open a decanter and pours a few glasses of the hard stuff - now THAT'S when the truth comes out.
Turkey Mug
Turkey Mug - This iconic mug is sure to become a firm favourite in your kitchen, with its detachable fez and not-detachable sunglasses to keep your brew as toasty as it should be. It's disturbing realistic in certain lights. It won't make your drink taste...
Two Faced Monster Mushion⢠- Personalised Face Cushion
Two Faced Monster Mushions - Personalised Cushion - Itâs never been easier to get anybodyâs face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos...
Two Faced Mushion⢠- Personalised Cushion
Two Faced Mushions - Personalised Cushion - Our bestselling Mushions are back - and this time theyâre double sided! Thatâs right, you can now get a cushion of anyoneâs face with a different image on each side, or even the same image, if...
Ultimate Harry Potter Movie Quiz
Call yourself a Potterhead? Ha! Put your geeky wizarding credentials (and your mates') to the test with the Ultimate Harry Potter Movie Quiz. For example - can you remember what colour is Tonks' hair when we first meet her? Or which character said, "Even...
Ultimate Music Trivia
Everyone knows the best part of a pub quiz is the music round. Deciphering lyrics, arguing over release dates, trying to guess songs by only hearing the first few seconds - yer can't beat it! And now some legend has created a quiz that's JUST the music...
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Just plop a few of these fizzing floaters in your tub and they'll sizzle and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake. What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally...
Unicorns and Urinals: Dirty Word Game
Unicorns and Urinals - Can you guess which wacky word pairs your partner is trying to clue you into? We hope you said yes or you haven't got a hope in hell of winning this game!
Unicorn Tears® Gin
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new version is a classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, buddha's hand...
Unicorn Tears® Gin Miniature
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new miniature version is a bittersweet classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned...
Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin Miniature
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spiritâ¢. Our new miniature version is a raspberry pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon,...
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur - This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening sticks of liquorice - not forgetting the sparkly fragments of the galaxy...
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature - Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer - new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. If you've always been intrigued by Unicorn Tears Gin but wanted a cheeky taste before committing to the bigger bottle...
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur - Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up and fed half of our majestic mares a diet of juicy fat raspberries. The good news? Turns out that it made their tears even more DELICIOUS.
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature - Some rascal slips a cheeky aphrodisiac into the Unicorn feed and the whole herd starts acting up â get the bucket, they're weeping hot pink tears.
Unusual Mystery Box
Unusual Mystery Box - What do you get for the weirdo with everything? One of these. Problem solved!
Ursula Shaped Mug
A flamboyant sea-dwelling Disney villain once said "life's full of tough choices, isn't it?" Well here's a nice easy one for you - would you like to liven up your morning hot-drink ritual by sipping from the Ursula Shaped Mug? Yes, yes you would. This...
UV Sanitiser Box
Phone, keys, wallet, face mask. You could be the most germaphobic clean freak in existence but those everyday items are still going to be a veritable hive of bacteria and filth! Now before you go hosing them down with neat alcohol, give our UVC Sanitiser...
Vegan Fakeaway
You don't need us to tell you – takeaways are the best. But spending hours trawling Deliveroo menus for that one elusive vegan dish isn't quite so fun. Thanks to Vegan Fakeaway, it's never been easier to create all of those deliciously indulgent...
Vlogging Light
The only thing standing between you and internet stardom? Good lighting and a spare pair of hands. Now that you're spending most of your time at home, you need to start monetising your hobbies. Whether that's putting on make-up, cooking up a feast, doing...
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Elf
Oh look it's the 'Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Elf' and he/she/it's here to erratically flail and wave goodbye to a sorrowful year and bring some random joy to your Christmas celebrations.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy - Everyoneâs favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, in laymanâs terms) down to fit on your desk. Now YOU can enjoy 18 inches of wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man fun in the...
Wake & Bake Mug
Wake & Bake Mug - This ingenious mug has a fully functioning pipe and generous bowl offering a smooth smoke for you and a few mates, or just you if you're a serious stoner.
Wallace & Gromit Feathers McGraw Water Bottle
Feathers McGraw. Easily the greatest villain in cinema history - strangely cute yet unquestionably evil. That silent, sinister demeanour. Those unnerving blinking eyes. Not to mention his inspired rubber-glove "chicken" disguise.
Waterless Wash Eco Hygiene Travel Kit
Okay so 2020 wasn't exactly the best year to live out your globetrotting ambitions. Well, 2021 is (ð¤hopefullyð¤) going to be different. You're going to live out your wildest travel dreams, climb that mountain, explore that city, get lost...
Wax & Wick Candle Making Kit
Turning off all the lights and basking in the gentle flickering glow of a lit candle is pretty damn relaxing. But do you know what's even more soothing than that? Making the candle yourself!
Weird Things Humans Search For
Weird Things Humans Search For - Weâve all done some weird searches. But are your weird searches as weird as everyone elseâs weird searches, or are they actually really weird? Or perhaps even not weird at all but actually quite normal? Shit,...
Welcome to the Family Dog Kit
Getting a new dog is possibly one of the most exciting experiences a human can have, but before you get caught up in all the doggy delirium – make sure you've got everything you (and your dog) need with the Welcome to the Family Dog Kit
What Do You Meme
What Do You Meme - What Do You Meme is the game of pairing up reaction images with relatable yet obscure captions. Seriously, this isnât a game for basic b*tches.
What Do You Meme? Family Edition
What Do You Meme? has been a mainstay at Firebox parties since its release a couple of years ago. We've always wanted to take it home and play it with the folks and the kids but it was a bit too, you know, sweary n' that. Thankfully our meme-filled prayers...
What Do You Meme TikTok Edition
For the uninitiated (where have you been?!), What Do You Meme is the cult party game where you pair caption cards to pictures of classic memes, a rotating judge then picks the funniest combination at the end of each round.
Where's Bowie?
Where's Bowie? - Everyoneâs favourite rockstar has gone missing in loads of different places. Itâs up to your eagle-eyes to find him again and make sure heâs Hunky Dory. Donât worry, heâs usually just hanging about looking cooler...
Where's Dom?
So many bloody COVID rules eh? It just gets so confusing, doesn't it? When the government explicitly announces "we're in lockdown" and "we must stay at home", the first thing on our minds was to leave our house, drive 260 miles to Durham - despite being...
Where's Prince?
Never mind that lanky four-eyed fella in the striped jumper - we've lost Prince (in more ways than one ð) and it's up to you to find him.
Where's Wally Jigsaw Puzzles (Aztec)
Just when you thought a Where's Wally couldn't get any harder to solve... along comes Where's Wally Puzzles!
Where's Wally Jigsaw Puzzles (Gaye Paree)
Just when you thought a Where's Wally couldn't get any harder to solve... along comes Where's Wally Puzzles!
Where's Wally Jigsaw Puzzles (Wild West)
Just when you thought a Where's Wally couldn't get any harder to solve... along comes Where's Wally Puzzles!
Whiskey Club Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies
The alcoholic alchemists at Smith and Sinclair have created yet another sweet and boozy delight - Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies - Whiskey Club. Presented in their stylish signature gift box, each individually-wrapped morsel is made using a deconstructed...
White Wine Gin Liqueur
Our White Wine Gin Liqueur takes a sweet and zesty blend of grape flavours and remixes them with tart juniper and a collection of carefully-selected gin botanicals. The resultant cocktail tastes incredible whether sipped neat, mixed with a classic tonic...
Wino Sippo Glasses
Wino Sippo Glasses - Sip into something more comfortable and say goodbye to the nightmare of the traditional, unintuitive, fragile-stemmed wine glass. After your first tender gulp from a Wino Sippo, you wonât ever settle for a regular glass again.
Wonder Woman Personalised Deluxe Adult Hooded Blanket
Wives, girlfriends, mums, best mates - we're pretty sure there's a Wonder Woman in your life right now who deserves some recognition!
Wonder Woman Personalised Deluxe Kids Hooded Blanket
Daughters, granddaughters, sisters and nieces - we're pretty sure there's a little Wonder Woman in your life right now who deserves some recognition! Why not treat them to the Wonder Woman Personalised Kids Hooded Blanket? This heroic blanket won't endow...
Wooden Smart Book Lights (Maple)
Forget everything you've ever learned about respecting fine works of literature - these Wooden Smart Book Lights are DESIGNED to be opened right up to 180° and even 360° to provide a range of different ambiences to your living space!
Wooden Smart Book Lights (Walnut)
Forget everything you've ever learned about respecting fine works of literature - these Wooden Smart Book Lights are DESIGNED to be opened right up to 180° and even 360° to provide a range of different ambiences to your living space!
Worldâs Smallest Pierre the Penis
Worldâs Smallest Pierre the Penis - Sometimes you donât fancy cuddling up with a big âun. Sometimes it would be completely inappropriate - just imagine pulling out your Giant Pierre at work! Thatâs a one way trip to a P45. Instead,...
World's Smallest Beer Pong
Don't expect the World's Smallest hangover! All of the fun and frenzied frat-party vibes of the original boozy classic - only this time it's tiny (the World's smallest, in fact). Beer pong was always pretty portable but now you can really...
Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus: Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball. He can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet? Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about!...
World's Smallest Etch a Sketch
World's Smallest Etch a Sketch - Craving a bit of creative action on the go, but canât be bothered to bust out that 12 piece charcoal pencil set with mechanical sharpener and putty eraser and miniature easel? We feel you.
World's Smallest Game of Catch
Look at your current surroundings, chances are you're not in a place where you can comfortably throw a ball without breaking something. But what if the ball was smaller? Like, really small. So small that it could scarcely hurt a fly? What if there were...
World's Smallest Himalayan Salt Lamp
World's Smallest Himalayan Salt Lamp - Stop being salty and start relaxing in the glow of your very own absolutely tiny miniature salt lamp.
World's Smallest Log Fire
Gathering around the warm glow of a crackling fireplace is one of our favourite festive pastimes. Unfortunately most of us live in tiny modern flats and our local rustic pub probably isn't going to be open during the Christmas hols. What to do? Luckily...
World's Smallest Lucky Cat
Lucky Cat - This lucky cat is a tiny version of the iconic original maneki-neko, a Japanese household and business staple to curry good favour with the powers that be.
World's Smallest Planetarium
World's Smallest Planetarium - Bring the mystery and wonder of the night sky to your office or home with the click of a button. This kit includes a miniature projector to proudly showcase 12 of the milky wayâs finest constellations in all their detailed...
World's Smallest Rubik's Cube
World's Smallest Rubik's Cube - Solving the mystery of the Rubikâs Cube was hard enough when it was big. How on Earth are you going to manage this diddy version?! With a lot of patience and a bit of Googling.
World's Smallest Turntable
Teeny Tiny Turntable - Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ârecordsâ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good olâ fashioned...