As a planet we exchange billions of Christmas cards every year. The frugal among us might slice them up to use as gift tags next year, but the vast majority of cards just sit around gathering dust until January when they're chucked in the bin!
As a planet we exchange billions of Christmas cards every year. The frugal among us might slice them up to use as gift tags next year, but the vast majority of cards just sit around gathering dust until January when they're chucked in the bin!
We've lost count of the number of plants we've accidentally sacrificed over the years. Not enough water, too much water - we'd like to claim it's the plants being picky but we know we're wholly responsible for their pathetic demise. Introducing Plant...
They say that talking to your plants helps them grow, well how are you supposed to make polite conversation with your Peace Lily if you don't even know their name?! Styled like the classic "HELLO, my name is..." stickers, these Plant Name Badges are the...
PlayStation Alarm Clock - This is an alarm clock in the design of a PlayStation controller. What a sick gift for gamers, or even just someone who longs for the trill of an authentic alarm clock rather than their iPhoneâs âradarâ.
Playstation Icons Light - Letâs face it, finding game themed home decor that doesnât shout âGEEKY TEENAGE BOYâS BEDROOMâ is close to impossible. Sure, those Mario skirting board stickers you had when you were 12 are cute, but...
Bit of missionary, bit of doggy, bit of spooning, bit of reverse-cowgirl - isn't it time you mixed it up a bit? This (s)excellent book contains 366 different positions to try with your partner - or Bumble date, willing stranger, sex doll etc.
Everyone's got their own weird set of priorities in life - this game aims to expose them all! The rules are super simple - players take turns to draw five everyday 'item' cards and write them in priority order on the white board (in secret), from love...
Hate to say it, but we live in an age where people get spied on quite a lot. Whether it's by the government, the media, the apps we use every day or some really bored nerd - everyone wants a bloody piece! It can feel quite exposing, the camera lens staring...
It looks like the ol' cinema is going to be off the agenda for quite a while, so it's now up to you to bring the big screen home instead! Get some popcorn crackling away on the hob, dim the lights, and slip your smartphone into the back of the Project...
It looks like the ol' cinema is going to be off the agenda for quite a while, so it's now up to you to bring the big screen home instead! Get some popcorn crackling away on the hob, dim the lights, and slip your smartphone into the back of the Project...
We're living in pretty terrifying times. And that's without< a load of freaky Halloween decorations, jack-o-lanterns lining the streets and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this...
âYo, this one f*cked me up!â - DJ Snake. Queen Majesty Red Habanero & Black Coffee Hot Sauce uses two types of vinegar to blend an unusual flavour with sensational heat! There isn't an overwhelming coffee taste but its presence adds a deliciously...
"This is fire! This is good" - Vince Staples. Loosely based on an old Jamaican jerk recipe, Queen Majesty Scotch Bonnet & Ginger Hot Sauce has a colourful flavour and a comforting, slow-burning heat. Bright ginger and lemon balance beautifully with fiery...
They say you are what you eat, so stop crunching down on the same old boring supermarket veg and wrap yer gnashers round some Radical Rainbow Veg! "But where can I buy these amazing technicolour vegetables?" we hear you shriek. You don't buy 'em - you...
Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp - Retro 70s homewares are having a bit of a renaissance - which means Lava Lamps are officially back. Simply plug in the Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp and bask in its mesmerising glow as it creates swirly, sparkling patterns on the...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? Each of these washable and reusable Rainbow Face Masks is made from breathable...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? Each of these washable and reusable Rainbow Face Masks is made from breathable...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? Each of these washable and reusable Rainbow Face Masks is made from breathable...
Real Whisky Scotch Eggs Truffles - These Chocolate Scotch Eggs have a cheeky ginger crunch coating and an exquisite whisky ganache centre, guaranteed to please even the snobbiest whisky aficionado. Be prepared for them all to be hoovered up as soon as...
Real Wine Gums - The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned thatâs a bit weird and there should be a wine version, so they made one. And now YOU can try them!
Real Wine Gums - The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned thatâs a bit weird and there should be a wine version, so they made one. And now YOU can try them!
Real Wine Gums - The clever clogses (note to self: look up plural of clogs) at The Real Wine Gum reckoned thatâs a bit weird and there should be a wine version, so they made one. And now YOU can try them!
Our Red Wine Gin Liqueur takes the rich berry aromas of a fine red wine, those smooth and subtle notes of plum and blueberry, then balances them perfectly with dry juniper and complimentary botanical flavours. Yum.
Retro Mini TV Console - This tiny little telly comes with everything you need to waste an impressive amount of time playing random and often nonsensical 8-bit games. Itâs got 300 of them built-in, each one more fun than the last.
Retro Pocket Games Console - Are the best handheld consoles made by Nintendo? We used to say so, until we tried this little champion. This miscellaneous collection of hilarious games is the ultimate time-passing mega-tool.
We all like to tell ourselves we've got that 'special' place where we routinely dump our important stuff. Yet we still end up losing our keys or enduring another agonising train journey because we've forgotten our headphones AGAIN. Sound familiar? You...
Relax. We've solved the ultimate First World problem - "do I have a nice chilled glass of Rosé, or a classy tumbler of gin and tonic?" Rosé Wine Gin Liqueur is the crossover tipple you've been craving.
Rude Puzzle Book - This compendium of crude crosswords, wicked word-searches, dirty dot-to-dots and provocative puzzles will put the naughtiest corners of your filthy little brain to work. Itâs surprisingly easy to solve this stuff when youâve...
Sashay Away Doormat - Donât bother starting your engines, gentlemen. Youâll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Sashay Away doormat.
We're living in pretty scary times. And that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations and jack-o-lanterns lining the streets and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this Halloween,...
âThis is really good!â - Cara Delevigne. Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce is Portland's favourite table sauce and comes in a big squeezy bottle which should give you some idea of the quantities you're going to want to slather on your food!...
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the bath... Pop this unassuming Shark Bath Bomb into your tub and let the feeding frenzy commence! Once submerged, blood starts foaming violently from its gaping jaws as though it's chewing up a hapless...
"I'm going to go across the street and get you some Orange Sherrrberrrt" Christian Slater? Austin Powers? Never mind. Get a load of this Sherbet Gin! Made using real sherbet and available in three fruity flavours, these invigorating drinks offer up a...
"I'm going to go across the street and get you some Orange Sherrrberrrt" Christian Slater? Austin Powers? Never mind. Get a load of this Sherbet Gin! Made using real sherbet and available in three fruity flavours, these invigorating drinks offer up a...
If all cats had their way - and they pretty much do – they would look a lot like the Shiro Cat Light. Shamelessly rotund, over-fed and happy as can be. Giving off a smug and contented glow while remaining absolutely adorable, of course.
Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Well, here's something for the shower users! The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these...
Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Well, here's something for the shower users! The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these...
Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Well, here's something for the shower users! The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these...
Honey, I shrunk the kids... drawings and made an awesome keepsake out of them! That's right, this adorable kit contains everything you need to turn your child's works of art into little keyrings so you can keep them with you wherever you go. Just have...
Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere. Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it...
Ever felt an overwhelming urge to tinker with nature? Always wanted to create your own weird spider-bird-cat-monkey hybrid? Love solving jigsaw puzzles? Your perfectly normal dreams have just come true! Thanks to Refunzzle Puzzles. This curious jigsaw...
We're living in pretty scary times. And that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations, jack-o-lanterns lining the streets, and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am.
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? This washable and reusable Skull Face Mask is made from breathable double-layered...
Sleepy Head - Our personalisation pixies have been working overtime to bring you Sleepy Head - the pillowcase with ANYONEâS FACE you want on it! Note, we said face. Not genitals. Just need to remind the weirder people in the crowd about the limits...
Sloan the Sloth Back Massager - If you're in the middle of the venn diagram of âgot a sore backâ and âneeds a hug from an adorable animalâ, weâve got just the thing. This sweet sloth attaches around your shoulders to give you...
Slush Puppie Cup Set - You don't have to schlep to the cinema to get your grubby, slush-addicted mitts on the sweet stuff anymore. Just pop to the freezer!
Slush Puppie Cup Set - You don't have to schlep to the cinema to get your grubby, slush-addicted mitts on the sweet stuff anymore. Just pop to the freezer!
Slush Puppie Machine - The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make them in the comfort of your own home!
With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for everyone to enjoy.
If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask - you need the Social Distancing Zapper! This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Your Pet â Personalised Pet Socks - Just upload your photo and weâll repeat your petâs face across your very own pair of cosy socks. Theyâre seriously comfortable, chosen specifically for how magical they feel on your feet. Even...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Sock Yourself - Personalised Socks - Ever wanted your face on some feet? No, not like that, you weirdo. Sock Yourself lets you put ANY face you want on some socks. Your own. Your sisterâs. Your dogâs. Your granddadâs. You name it - if youâve...
Soundasleep Smart Pillow - Wirelessly connect the pillow to any bluetooth-friendly device (like your phone or laptop) in seconds to hear your favourite music, TV shows, podcasts, or even white noise through the 1.5W speakers as you drift off. It can play...
Space Invader Hanging Planter - Give your succulents a cosmic makeover with this adorable space invader planter. Simply decant them into the silver hull through the hole in the borosilicate glass and youâre all set for lift off.
Take two of life's greatest pleasures - casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe - then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our <strong>Spirited Coffee<strong>.
Take two of life's greatest pleasures - casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe - then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our <strong>Spirited Coffee<strong>.
"Hey, does that look like a penis to you?" Vegetables, clouds, cactuses, rock formations, baked goods - the mind sees penises in the strangest of places. At last, you can hone this age-old 'skill' with Spot the Cock! This phallic activity book features...
Spreadable Espresso Martini: So the story goes... in the late 80s a young lady asked the barman of Fred's Club in London to make her a drink that would "wake me up, and f*ck me up".
Spreadable Gin - We'd like to propose a toast, smothered with Spreadable Gin! No longer confined to a cut glass tumbler mixed up with tonic water; our booze-inspired preserve is one seriously versatile ingredient - spread it, drink it, bake with it,...
Our Spreadable Mojito is bringing a sweet and boozy Cuban revolution to the breakfast table!
Double down on the bottomless brunch vibes with our Spreadable Peach Bellini. Infused with <strong>prosecco and real juicy peaches</strong>, we've liberated this classic cocktail from the prosecco flute and transformed it into a gourmet marmalade!...
Spreadable Pornstar - Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.
Spreadable Whisky - The surprisingly delicious way to sneak a rich dose of malty goodness onto your morning toast. Marvellously indulgent, this whisky spread is the perfect treat for when a morning tipple would be a step too far into alcoholism. A seductive...
Spread the Love - Give breakfast in bed a whole new meaning with this irresistible spreadable gin. This jar of wonder is the latest member of our lovely little Spreadable family, and itâs jam packed with naturally flavoured marmalade that tastes...
Welcome to the new normal, where we're all wearing face masks! So why not slip on something that's a little more fun and a lot less intimidating than a standard medical mask? This washable and reusable Stars Face Mask is made from breathable double-layered...
Star Theatre Planetarium Flux - You don't need to journey to the frigid middle of nowhere to enjoy the stunning beauty of the night sky anymore. This home planetarium gives you unbridled access to every star in the solar system from the comfort of your...
Who doesn't love a good listicle? And more importantly, who doesn't bloody love Star Wars? No one, that's who! Get your fix of facts and trivia from a galaxy far, far away with the Star Wars Book of Lists. Covering all eleven films released to date (the...
Star Wars Face Masks - Kick back and pamper yourself with this imperial collection of sheet masks. Even the gruffest member of the me-time resistance can get on board with these. Get this, they literally turn you into the character on the packet! Ever...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... we were able to leave the house and hang out with our mates in public spaces! Sadly, Covid-19 isn't the name of a lesser-known droid side character, and you can't just freeze yourself in carbonite and thaw...
Star Wars Icon Lights - Obscenely cute, each of these little icon lights is a perfect way to pay tribute to your favourite intergalactic hero.
Finally, a sequel that doesn't suck - Star Wars Origami 2! Following in the footsteps of the previous blockbusting best-seller, this new volume features 34 brand new projects based on the five most recent films and spin-offs.
If you've been looking for that elusive pair of earbuds that fit comfortably, sound amazing, and are rugged enough to withstand the rigours of constant use - the search is finally over. Meet STIX True Wireless Earbuds. We've road-tested these sleek little...
Storm Cloud Weather Predictor - This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And weâve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.
Sick of leaving the house without a coat and getting caught in the rain and chilled to the bone? Sounds like a job for our Skull Storm Predictor. This stylish little skull uses the same 'futuristic alien technology' Admiral Fitzroy employed to preempt...
Stormtrooper Gin - Unlike the olâ bucketheads, ensure you never miss a shot with this stunning set of stand-out gins - with a nerdy, officially licensed Star Wars twist.
Take all of the deliciously decadent flavours of a classic diner shake - that perfect marriage of lip-smackingly sweet strawberry with thick, creamy vanilla - then give it a hard boozy twist and you've got our Strawberry Milkshake Liqueur. Now you can...
These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab and manipulate to ease your anxious mind. And they're therapeutic for both men and women. When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze and know...
Meet Stroodles. No, not the tasty Austrian dessert, but 100% Biodegradable Pasta Straws! They're made from wheat and water, completely flavourless, 20cm long and can be cut to size for cocktails, juices, milkshakes, smoothies and more. You can even eat...
Not all baby toys have to be garish neon-coloured lumps of rubber that end up making your entire house look like a daycare centre! How about something a little more subtle that'll blend in slightly better? The Suckulent Baby Teether is made from 100%...
Superheroes and masks have always been closely intertwined but now so, more than ever. If you're wearing a face mask, you're helping to slow the spread of Coronavirus. You're helping strangers to feel comfortable and safe. You're not going to dramatically...
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No! Is it seriously cosy? Is it ludicrously soft? Yes! It's the Superman Personalised Adult Hooded Blanket!
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No! Is it seriously cosy? Is it ludicrously soft? Yes! It's the Superman Personalised Kids Hooded Blanket! For something inspired by the infamous "Man of Steel", this blanket is super soft and snuggly; featuring a luxurious...
Give your ambient lighting game a much-needed power up with the Super Mario Mushroom Light. Rather than endowing you with extreme speed, strength or agility - this soothing shroom fills your home with a gentle, relaxing glow. Just press down on its...
Give your ambient lighting game a much-needed power up with the Super Mario Mushroom Light. Rather than endowing you with extreme speed, strength or agility - this soothing shroom fills your home with a gentle, relaxing glow. Just press down on its...
Just turn on the Super Mario Super Star Light to immediately power up the geek chic vibes in your living space. When turned on, this officially licensed Nintendo lamp beams a pair of bright stars on to your walls â it's battery-powered too so you...
Take Better Selfies Lens Kit - Unlock the full creative potential of your camera phone with this 5-in-1 lens kit. Includes fish-eye, wide angle, macro, telescopic and CPL lenses. Just clip 'em on and get experimenting. The perfect gift to up your selfie...
There is nothing worse than a poorly lit selfie. Nothing. But what can you do when bad lighting is everywhere? Up your photoshoot game and drastically improve the quality of your pics with the Take Brighter Selfies - Selfie Light. It clips firmly onto...
Bored of the same old Instagram filters? Want to bring a little 'analog' creativity to your smartphone photos? You've gotta try our Take Cooler Selfies kit! This neat travel-sized kit contains a set of five-clip on lenses - four different colours and...
It's looking like we're all going to be wearing face masks for quite some time. So why not wear something with a little more self-expression, that's super comfortable, and won't make you feel like you're in the middle of an apocalypse?
Feeling lonely in lockdown? Missing a partner or a loved one? Not for much longer! Meet your new plush and cuddly companion - Tayto! This enormous huggable couch potato is here to help you appreciate the simple pleasures of staying indoors and doing aaaabsolutely...