Hidden Jewellery Bath Bomb (Rise & Shine)
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bombs are possibly the ultimate Valentine's Day gift.
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bomb (Starry Night)
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bombs are possibly the ultimate Valentine's Day gift.
Hoppy Birthday Beer - Personalised Beer
"Hoppy Birthday". Seriously, who doesn't love a beer pun? Especially as birthdays and beers go hand in hand! This year, treat someone to their very own fancy trio of Personalised Beers replete with timeless punnery, their name, and a cheeky message of...
Hot Chocolate Bombes (Original)
Powdered hot chocolate? Whatever you say, Grandma. Thereâs a new hot chocolate format on the scene and once you try it, youâll never go back to Options. Simply chuck one of these powerful bombes into hot milk and BOOM. No, not an explosion,...
Hot Chocolate Bombes (Vegan)
Powdered hot chocolate? Whatever you say, Grandma. Thereâs a new hot chocolate format on the scene and once you try it, youâll never go back to Options. Simply chuck one of these powerful bombes into hot milk and BOOM. No, not an explosion,...
Howligans Collapsible Dog Bowl
Any proper adventure with your loyal four-legged friend is going to require a cheeky food pit-stop at some point. Make sure you serve up a heroes banquet in the Howligans Collapsible Dog Bowl!
Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas (Blue - Large)
Dogs that wear bandanas have the most fun. You can just tell. They look more rebellious, like a little doggy outlaw on the run. These Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas are much more than your average decorative collar - they're reflective!
Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas (Blue - Small / Medium)
Dogs that wear bandanas have the most fun. You can just tell. They look more rebellious, like a little doggy outlaw on the run. These Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas are much more than your average decorative collar - they're reflective!
Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas (Red - Large)
Dogs that wear bandanas have the most fun. You can just tell. They look more rebellious, like a little doggy outlaw on the run. These Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas are much more than your average decorative collar - they're reflective!
Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas (Red - Small / Medium)
Dogs that wear bandanas have the most fun. You can just tell. They look more rebellious, like a little doggy outlaw on the run. These Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas are much more than your average decorative collar - they're reflective!
How To Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings
How To Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings - Packed with tips on how to act to maximise your non-threateningness, this is the ultimate guide to smashing the glass ceiling without smashing the fragile self esteem of your male co-workers along...
How to Eat Cock
Author, Cosima Hussey used to raise chickens up in the Scottish highlands and now runs her own small restaurant in Notting Hill - so its safe to say she knows her way around a cock. This cheeky recipe book (cockery book?) is positively throbbing with...
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
How To Fucking Swear Around The World - This deck of cards will teach you how to swear around the world, from telling a Welshman to go finger his grandmother, to instructing a Croatian to âf*ck their goat fatherâ. Youâll never be unaware...
How To Live With A Huge Penis
A quick Google search and you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed...
How To Swear In Sign Language
We've all flipped the bird or a cheeky V, and most of the time that's all the situation requires - a mad moment of road rage, a useless co-worker leaving the room etc. But if you yearn to expand your gesticular vocabulary, you need to get your hands on...
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Sometimes it's difficult to discuss things rationally with people who have strong beliefs. So why not try it with an adorable and mindless feline? Written in an easy-to-digest Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety helps answer critical...
Huggable Turkey Plush
Huggable Turkey Plush - you don't have to stick your head inside a raw bird carcass to get your feelings across.
Hunks Mini Planters
Dress up your houseplants with these four botanical body-builders! Each one boasting their own set of powerful biceps, pert glutes, rippling abs, and extremely tight pants. Just casually displaying themselves, flexing amongst your foliage.
iBed Lap Desk
Meet your new bedside (or sofa-side) companion - the Felt I-Bed Storage solution. Whether you're working or just watching a movie, the sturdy wooden top is the perfect place for your laptop and it features a handy angled slot for a tablet. Feeling peckish?...
If You Had To...
If You Had To... It's very much like a classic game of 'would you rather' - only you don't have to spend ages inventing horrible things, because the game already includes 250 hilarious scenario cards.
I Hate You Wine - Personalised Wine (Red Wine)
It's hard to tell people how you really feel. You've gotta play it cool. Keep it casual. Tell them you hate them first before revealing it's allll a lovely cheeky joke and you love them to bits.
I Hate You Wine - Personalised Wine (Rose Wine)
It's hard to tell people how you really feel. You've gotta play it cool. Keep it casual. Tell them you hate them first before revealing it's allll a lovely cheeky joke and you love them to bits.
I Hate You Wine - Personalised Wine (White Wine)
It's hard to tell people how you really feel. You've gotta play it cool. Keep it casual. Tell them you hate them first before revealing it's allll a lovely cheeky joke and you love them to bits.
iKettle 3rd Gen
Alexa... put the kettle on. The iKettle 3rd Gen now fully integrates with Amazon Echo. A great gift for him.
Illuminated Face Mask
Brand new Illuminated Face Mask - a rechargeable fibre-optic light-up mask with a 3-5 hour battery life - that can cycle through 7 bright colours (red, green, blue, yellow, aqua, pink, white) using 11 settings - solid & flashing modes.
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
There are those who tolerate and muddle their way through Excel spreadsheets, and there are those who are absolutely addicted to them. The data. The formulas. The functions. The world's ugliest yet smartest user interface. Needless to say, this mug is...
Incense House
You've just come back from a long holiday, you step through the front and door and you think to yourself "wow, my house has a pretty strong smell." Sure you don't even notice it after about ten minutes, but your curious and unique home scent remains -...
Incohearent
Incohearent - Draw a card and youâll find a series of incomprehensible words - e.g. âthough wok calves aimâ. Say it. It sounds like âthe walk of shameâ! Donât worry if you couldnât work it out though, itâs written...
Indian Takeaway Jigsaw Puzzle
Indian Takeaways and Jigsaw puzzles - two bonafide lockdown staples, together at last in one deliciously-challenging package. Featuring naan bread, pilau rice, chicken korma? Chicken madras? Some sort of tomato-y saag aloo? Whatever they are, they're...
Infinity Gauntlet Mug
Infinity Gauntlet Shaped Mug - This Marvel-lous mug is the perfect receptacle for a nice hot drink. Hand assembled by our resident office Titan Thanos, each one contains the REAL gems from the Elders of the Universe, rendered in luxurious plastic. We...
Inside Dunder Mifflin
Inside Dunder Mifflin - This book is a goldmine of all things The Office. Relive every hilarious moment with season overviews, top episode dissections, cast profiles and more.
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate Lollipops
THIS IS THE WORLD'S HOTTEST CHILLI CHOCOLATE LOLLIPOP! Even the daintiest lick is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. So why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational...
Instant Regret Vodka
If you thought you pulled a mad face after necking a shot of tequila, think again. Once you break the ominous black wax seal, there's no turning back. Pour out a couple of measures of this dark and diabolical liquid, raise one last nervous roast and get...
It's Fri-Yay Wine (Red Wine)
Mon-Yay isn't a thing and never will be. Fri-Yay on the other hand - what a momentous occasion! The end of another dreadful working week with the glorious weekend almost within your grasp! Now you can treat all of your overworked and underpaid mates to...
It's Fri-Yay Wine (Rose Wine)
Mon-Yay isn't a thing and never will be. Fri-Yay on the other hand - what a momentous occasion! The end of another dreadful working week with the glorious weekend almost within your grasp! Now you can treat all of your overworked and underpaid mates to...
It's Fri-Yay Wine (White Wine)
Mon-Yay isn't a thing and never will be. Fri-Yay on the other hand - what a momentous occasion! The end of another dreadful working week with the glorious weekend almost within your grasp! Now you can treat all of your overworked and underpaid mates to...
Jaffa Cake Gin Liqueur
The world's greatest biscuit cake has finally been infused into the ultimate summer spirit. Meet Jaffa Cake Gin. This indulgent blend is distilled with juniper, fresh orange peel, cocoa powder and... real Jaffa cakes. Real bloody Jaffa cakes! Tangy citrus,...
Jason Reusable Face Mask
We're living in pretty horrifying times. And that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations and jack-o-lanterns lining the streets and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this Halloween,...
Jelly Super Sperms
Looking for some sweets with a little more spunk? You've come to the right place. Fill yer gob with a load of Jelly Super Sperms! These are some powerful premium swimmers, just look at the bloody size of 'em! Plus they taste of Piña colada so they're...
Jigsaw Reusable Face Mask
We're living in pretty terrifying times. And that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations, jack-o-lanterns lining the streets and gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this Halloween,...
Jizz The Game
The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if youâll be the unfortunate cum collector. The ideal party game.
Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow (Black)
Giant Penis Body Pillow - Only heâs not so adorable anymore. Donât worry, heâs still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now heâs four feet of pure magnificent shaft.
Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow (Brown)
Giant Penis Body Pillow - Only heâs not so adorable anymore. Donât worry, heâs still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now heâs four feet of pure magnificent shaft.
Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow (White)
Giant Penis Body Pillow - Only heâs not so adorable anymore. Donât worry, heâs still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now heâs four feet of pure magnificent shaft.
Karma Extreme Karma Hot Sauce
âCan we put the AC on please?â -Â Charlize Theron. As seen on Hot Ones Season 5, Karma Extreme Karma Hot Sauce pulls no punches when it comes to heat! Starting with the smooth texture and sweetness of the butternut squash, moving through earthy...
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Cherry Blossom Pink)
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer - By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Sky Blue)
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer - By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.
Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
This tin contains everything you need to cultivate a hungry little Venus Flytrap â all you have to do is add water and sunlight (and the occasional graceless housefly).
Kitchen Multi Tool
12-in-1 Kitchen Multi Tool - On first glance you'd be forgiven for thinking the Kitchen Multi Tool is a bit of a gimmick. But as soon as you start peeling out a few of the tools you quickly realise that this is a seriously useful and functional kitchen...
Lecter Reusable Face Mask
It puts the face mask on its skin, or else it gets the virus again. Okay so there's not likely to be much trick-or-treating going on this Halloween, but that doesn't mean you can't still dress up and add a freaky twist to your trips to the supermarket....
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
Lego is just the best. Fun. Educational. Iconic. No other toy comes close. Whether you've just start clicking bricks together or you're a bonafide Master Builder with a Lego metropolis in your loft - this puzzle's for you. The Lego Minifigure Puzzle celebrates...
Lego Minifigure Faces 1000 Piece Puzzle
Lego is the greatest toy ever created - fact. This writer could happily stop typing right now and just go and play with Lego for days. Ahh what a life that would be... Anyway. Whether your Lego journey is just beginning or you've built an entire Lego...
Little Bao Dumpling Light
Little Bao Dumpling Light - This lovely little guy is a âxiao long baoâ, or soup dumpling. But at 4 inches wide, he's a bit bigger than your average dumpling, and he's filled with light rather than juicy meat.
Little Bao Dumpling Reusable Face Mask
It's safe to say we're now living in the age of the face mask. So why not wear something that's a little more fun, super comfortable, and doesn't make you feel like you're in the middle of an apocalypse?
Little Food Puzzle Things (Aubergine)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Broccoli)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Pizza)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Soft Pretzel)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Little Food Puzzle Things (Tonkotsu Ramen)
Don't know about you, but we always eat when we're bored. Just mindlessly shovelling in heaps of food to make the time go by. Thankfully, we've found a solution to this terrible affliction - Little Food Puzzle Things. What they lack in nutritional content...
Llama Chia Pet
Llama Chia Pet - Shower his ceramic body with the included set of seeds, add a bit of water, then your work is done. Within days, a beautiful green coat will begin sprouting. Watch it bloom a bit more every day, from a bit of seedy stubble to a lush layer...
Llama Lap Warmer
Llama Lap Warmer - The cosiest, fuzziest llama that can go in the microwave. Heat him up and let him keep your warm and cosy through even the fiercest winter.
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer - Stash this cosy little llama in your pockets and you'll never have cold fingers again. It's like hiding your fingers in the crimped-looking fur of a real one, high up in the Andes with only a poncho to keep the rest of you warm....
Love Potion Decanter
Between the horrendous small talk and attempting to make the first move, humans are pretty awkward when it comes to love. Sometimes we just need a little boozy encouragement to get past that initial agonising clumsiness. Now we're not for one moment suggesting...
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit - Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi - salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious. Our kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering...
Make Your Own Personalised Stocking
Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall? You should be because stockings are easily one of the best parts of Christmas day!
Marshmallow Willies
We know what you're thinking. As penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
Mermaid Tears Vodka
Mermaid Tears Vodka - Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.
Micro Penis Mug
There are no two ways about it â this mug is covered with hundreds of micro p*nises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. Is it just us or does it have a bit of...
Milkish - Make Your Own M*lk Kit
Almond and Oat Milk - they might be delicious dairy-free alternatives to regular milk but they're ridiculously expensive, especially once you realise how easy (and fun!) they are to make at home. Our Milkish - Almond & Oat Drink Kit contains all the ingredients...
Millennium Falcon Desk Lamp
Millennium Falcon Desk Lamp - Complete with offset cockpit, forward cargo mandibles, and rear slot for the engines, this diddy falcon is a perfect replica of the real deal. Itâs so realistic that if you slashed it open with a lightsaber, youâd...
Minecraft Alarm Clock
Did you know that in the Minecraft world, time passes precisely 72 times faster than it does here on earth? Thankfully, this Minecraft Alarm Clock uses the same 24-hour clock that we all live by - otherwise you'd only get 7 minutes sleep!
Minecraft Block Building Light
The best thing about Minecraft? Having the freedom to build things juuust the way you like them. Now you can bring this unhinged creativity into the real world with the help of the Minecraft Block Building Light. This imposing lighting feature is made...
Minecraft Creeper Light
This pixel-perfect lamp emits a gentle green glow and makes the signature *ssssSSSSS BOOM!* Creeper sound effect when you turn it off and on – just what you want before bedtime! It's battery-powered too so you can take it on midnight toilet trips...
Minecraft Icon Lights (Steve)
Minecraft Icon Lights: Amazing how much expression and personality you can cram into a face made up of just 64 pixels. Just look at Steve's piercing blue eyes and five o'clock shadow. And what about Alex's red lipstick and flowing blonde locks? Or that...
Minecraft Icon Lights (Zombie)
Minecraft Icon Lights: Amazing how much expression and personality you can cram into a face made up of just 64 pixels. Just look at Steve's piercing blue eyes and five o'clock shadow. And what about Alex's red lipstick and flowing blonde locks? Or that...
Minecraft Piggy Bank
Keep your finances in the pink with the <strong>Minecraft Piggy Bank</strong>. No need to go foraging for a load of blocky carrots, potatoes and beetroot – just feed this little guy your hard-earned cash!
Mini Heng Balance Lamps (Dark Grey)
Smell ya later Newton's Cradle! There's a newcomer in the relaxing, ball-based desk accessory world - the Mini Heng Balance Lamp. Heng means "balance" in Chinese, and this gravity-defying elliptical mood lamp is guaranteed to bring a new sense of zen...
Mini Heng Balance Lamps (Light Grey)
Smell ya later Newton's Cradle! There's a newcomer in the relaxing, ball-based desk accessory world - the Mini Heng Balance Lamp. Heng means "balance" in Chinese, and this gravity-defying elliptical mood lamp is guaranteed to bring a new sense of zen...
Mini Me Astronaut - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Beer Belly - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Bikini - Personalised Doll (Skin Tone A)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Bikini - Personalised Doll (Skin Tone B)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Boxer - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Builder - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Businessman - Personalised Doll (Blue)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Businessman - Personalised Doll (Grey)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Businessman - Personalised Doll (Union Jack)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Camo - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Cat - Personalised Doll (Black)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Cat - Personalised Doll (Ginger)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Chocolate Bar - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Cleaner - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Cowboy - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Cupid - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Cyclist - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Day of the Dead - Personalised Doll (Pink)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Day of the Dead - Personalised Doll (Teal)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Day of the Dead - Personalised Doll (Yellow)
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...
Mini Me Deep Sea Diver - Personalised Doll
Can't be with your family and friends for that special occasion? Missing your partner like crazy? Looking for the perfect stag-do or hen party accessory? Sounds like a job for our Personalised Mini Me Dolls! All you need to do is upload a high-quality...