Sex Tips For Husbands & Wives
In 1894, Ruth Smythers, 'Beloved wife of The Reverend L. She didn't intend to be amusing, but this brief treatise written for young brides is side splitting today and an eye-opener to how sexual mores have changed.
Strip Tees
A hilarious novelty gift for any golf enthusiast, Strip Tees are sure to liven up a session on the golf course.These provocative tees will raise the ball to a perfect 7.5cm from the ground, the sweet spot of modern drivers. They enable maximum power and...
Jelly Willies
A cheeky gift to get the party going on hen or stag nights, or even for those who just need cheering up! Our rude but hilarious Jelly Willies are a deliciously fruity jelly sweet guaranteed to cause a stir at any party, gathering or even, if you dare,...
Honk If You're Horny
Perfect for a girls or boys night out, the hilarious Honk If You're Horny is a raucous gift that's sure to get everyone laughing their heads off.A high quality classic-style metal horn, this great risqué gift features an authentic rubber...
Christmas Pudding Nipple Tassels
If mistletoe and wine aren't quite enough of a celebration in your home, and an eggnog by the fire isn't your idea of a hot and spicy Christmas, then why not indulge in a bit of strip tease with these cheeky nipple tassels? In the style of Christmas...
Jelly Boobs
A cheeky gift to get the party going on hen or stag nights, or just for those who need cheering up! Our rude but hilarious Jelly Boobs are a deliciously fruity jelly sweet guaranteed to cause a stir at any party, gathering or even, if you dare, around...
F**k Off Eye mask
Do you know someone who hates being woken up? If you interfere on their beauty sleep they don't react well at all. You've heard words that no one should have to endure as a result of dropping something or sneezing in their sleepy presence. As an...
Spy Willy Wear
An ideal gift for him to play dress up, the Spy Willy Wear is an extra cool piece of fancy dress for 'going undercover'! Go on, treat him to a new outfit...
Chocolate Chilli Willie Roulette
This rude and risqué game is sure to provide some titillating entertainment... The rules are simple - 7 of the 10 chocolate willies are filled with delicious praline, while the other 3 contain enough hot chilli to blow your head off! ...
Boss Voodoo Doll
Does your boss really wind you up? Do you often feel like even though you've been there for five years, they still call you Kevin when your name's Karl... oh it's not, it's Ken... ? Sorry! Do you feel like you're due a promotion or deserve a few...
After Dinner Willies
The perfect gift for hen nights and girls nights in! After Dinner snack anyone?
I'm A Twat - Surprise Mug
Key Features:Gloss finishScratch ResistantOur brilliant I'm A Twat - Surprise Mug is perfect for a bit of office fun! At first glance, it seems to be an ordinary white ceramic mug. Then, as the unsuspecting victim raises the mug to their lips...
Mother-In-Law Voodoo Doll
Does the thought of your mother-in-law coming to stay for the weekend really make your blood boil? Maybe she is always criticizing your cooking or the way you run your home or perhaps she insists on constantly giving you unwanted advise? Well, don't tell...
I'm Busy Apron
When you're busy in the kitchen, juggling three pans boiling over, while stirring the sauce so it doesn't curdle, and trying to work out how to make the microwave actually heat things up, the last thing you need is more distractions. If you want...
Fifty Shades of Grey Soft Twin Blindfold Set
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.The Soft...
Fifty Shades of Grey Feather Tickler
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.This...
Fifty Shades of Grey Suede Flogger
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.Tickle,...
Fifty Shades of Grey Deluxe Blackout Blindfold
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.Sensuous...
Fifty Shades of Grey Deluxe Satin Wrist Tie
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.Sumptuously...
Kutuu 'Love You Mum' Keyring
Every parent likes to be reminded of how much their adoring offspring feel about them. If you aren't able to see each other regularly it can be hard to express yourself. Let's face it, a text isn't quite the same as a nice big hug, is it? Give mum...
The Real Naked Chef Apron
Our Real Naked Chef Apron is a hilarious and naughty gift for that special someone!Made from high-quality stitched fabric and completely transparent PVC, they can bare-all in the kitchen without the risk of harming their meat and two veg!Suitable for...
C-Rap Mug
We all have a favourite mug, because it's huge and can almost fit a gallon of tea in it, or it reminds us of a loved one or treasured time. If you're looking for a little something to give your tea-addict buddy, who gets a little uneasy at the thought...
ICK Mug
Everyone loves a relaxing cuppa from a good-sized, stylish mug, right? It makes the enjoyment all the better… one certainly wouldn't expect to be abused while taking some time out, that’s for sure! Do you know someone with a good sense of humour...
Gentleman's Willy Care Kit
Facials, plucking, pampering, taking hours at a time to look their best… women of the world put themselves through a lot to look their best so why is it men don’t reciprocate and consistently let the team down? It stops here. It’s high time for...
Fifty Shades of Grey Metal Handcuffs
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.These Metal...
Gentleman's Ball Scratcher
Our Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is the perfect gift for any man who's ever found himself with an itch, and no privacy to give it a scratch. Silver-plated and designed to resemble a delicately sized hand, our Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is guaranteed to...
Fifty Shades of Grey Riding Crop
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.Perfect...
Fifty Shades of Grey Spanking Paddle
The smash hit novel, which has had pages turning faster than ever before, is here to let your fantasies become a reality. The Fifty Shades Of Grey Official Collection hosts an array of iconic products from the book and are approved by E. L. James herself.Made...
Bedroom Nurse Costume
A beautiful costume that guarantees instant sexiness, this naughty nurse outfit is sure to raise pulses!This gorgeous Bedroom Nurse Costume features a stretch satin dress with contrasting accents. It fits beautifully, accentuating your body in all the...
Office Tramp Costume
This naughty outfit is perfect for 'staying late at the office'!The gorgeous Office Tramp Costume includes a deliciously daring Pinstripe and Knit Chiffon sleepwear camisole with shirred cup detail. The uniform also features a matching...
Lace Teddy & Glove Set
Looking for something to spice up your Valentine's Day? Make yourself feel like the ultimate goddess when you put on this halter chemise with stretch lace cups and side panels. Indulge your partner and pair it with the matching thong and fingerless...
Angry Garden Gnome
Key Features: Fun gift to warn off any unwanted pesky visitors!Are you tired of yelling at trespassers on your garden? Whether it be animals or your nosey next-door neighbour. Well send them the message once and for all that they aren't welcome on...
Fifty’s Mystery Box Of Naughtiness
"You intoxicate me, Miss Steele, and you calm me. Such a heady combination." - 50 Shades Of GreyOpen the lid to a black box full of the kind of mystery and intrigue that this decade's bestselling novel has had us all talking about. Just as Mr Grey...
Fifty’s Big Mystery Box Of Naughtiness
"He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in." - 50 Shades Of Grey One of history's bestselling novels, 50 Shades Of Grey, is currently sweeping the world...