For ladies who attract all the losers! Whose latest boyfriends have been more bad jokes than decent blokes? We give you, the Inflatable Perfect Man! This lovely man comes packed in gorgeous retro-style colour gift boxes which is used throughout our...
Large Mints - Anti Farting (Non Medicinal) Miracle Pills to suppress unwelcome smells and embarrassing noises
Brighten your doughnuts, cakes, burgers & burritos in fact, turn any meal into a feast by spiking the legs into your chosen treat. Activate the 45 second light display with the push button on the back. The letters are illuminated by LEDs and flash...
Its official Money Does Grow on Trees! This rewarding gift box includes everything needed to grow your own money plants. The ideal little extra and suitable for any occasion whether you need some extra pocket money or not!
Festive foliage This gift box includes everything needed to grow your own Christmas tree the perfect stocking filler. Growing your own Christmas tree is guaranteed to put some fun into your seasonal festivities.
Particularly relevant for homes with just one toilet, the contamination zone will be given enough clearance for the required amount of time for the fall-out to dissipate! Other household members will be saved the trauma of witnessing someone else's floater...
Bring on the resurrection with your very own inflatable Jesus! You can stop waiting for Jesus to return, and bring him to life whenever you're ready - an ideal gift for friends or family that love all things Jesus related, they can now take him on holiday,...
Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine
Sleep easy with this restful gift box which includes everything needed to grow your own soothing eucalyptus! The ideal little extra and suitable for everyone that is prone to a night-time snore or two!
Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine
Brilliant on a desk! The moment you get a whiff press the button and stop the perpetrator in their tracks. 5 different responses.
Fun Collectable Ceramic Poop with Lid Emotive Mug Our shaped handle mugs are novelty and come in a great range of themes and designs. They are all food safe but cannot be used in the dishwasher or microwave. Made from ceramics they will definitely be...
Cartwright And Butler Milk Chocolate Chunk Biscuits in Tin
The World's Hottest Peanuts are dry roasted then seasoned with our special blend of spices and CAPSICUM EXTRACT. Caution EXTREMELY HOT!!! WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS
There are several levels of pain. The pain levels are marked with the percent of pain you experience. The higher the percent the more pain and less flavor. Although there are chilliheads that will argue, that the more the pain the better the flavor. Pain...
This is an absolutely hilarious fashion accessory for when you're on the move! Let everyone know they should leave you alone without needing to say it! Perfect for those long flights when the trolley-dollies tend to wake you up just as you fall asleep....
A good, old-fashioned and very creamy fudge made just the way it should be, with real butter from an age-old, Scottish recipe. Presented here in one of our signature kilner style clamp top tins, this really does make the ideal gift for anyone with a sweet...
The Metallic Monochrome collection features a simple monochrome palette with a touch of sparkle. The metallic accents give a glamourous finish, and the happy and inspiring quotes add an element of positivity. A versatile collection which adds charm to...
Cartwright And Butler Demerara Shortbread Rounds in Tin
Tired about crying over cutting onions? Well here is the ultimate solution for you! These novelty onion goggles will keep your eyes dry and safe, away from the evil onions. The onion shaped design of the goggles takes it one step further with their tongue-in-cheek...
Lavender Lush is tart and sweet with a hint of vanilla, and has just the right amount of lavender to sooth your soul. Served best with your favorite chilled premium vodka, iced tea or simply add to a glass of ice water for a new take on the "refreshing...
Prosecco Rose is pretty, pink and the perfect blend of organic Bulgarian rosebuds, rose water and elder flower with pressed edible 24K gold press leaf and vegan gold dust. Served best with sparkling wine or Prosecco with a splash of sparking soda.
Mimosas arent just for mornings! One part bubbly, one part fun: pop our pulp-free, natural orange bomb into your favorite bubbly for an instant mimosa anytime! It also makes a refreshing, citrusy mocktail when added to a glass of sparkling water.
This mug has been created for tea & coffee lovers who crave the perfect cuppa every time they boil the kettle. Equipped with a colour matching guide on the inside to get your brew to just how you like it, from milky to builders brew and black.
An inflatable walking frame for those over the hill folks you know! Poke fun at their advancing years! A fun way to make a lighthearted joke and make someone stand out from the crowd! Great for retirement parties, birthdays or just fancy dress. Simply...
Be ready to rise and shine with the Hangover Bomb! It's crafted from activated charcoal and zesty tangerine extract to reduce the release of toxins in your body and for a great way to kick-start your day!
Viva la margarita! Get transported playa Mayan beach with just a sip thanks to this Margarita Bomb, bursting with citrusy lime flavor. Just add salt or sugar to the rim of your cocktail, or spice it up with some spicy seasoning.
Crisp and cleanperfect for the guys. With notes of ginger and lime to make a refreshing, masculine drink, up the spice level by using your favorite ginger ale or beer. Copper mug not included, but when it tastes this good, do you even really need it?
Why would any keen golfer want to sit idle on the throne when you could be practising your putt?Introducing Potty Putter! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom.If you're a golfer who can't get enough...
Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug. Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving. From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture...
Cartwright And Butler Salted Caramel Biscuits in Tin
Always wanted to dress up your own drag queen? Now's your chance! Customise your Queen with 18 different eyes, wigs, lips and accessories
Perfect for the mysterious Bond Girl. Sweet Lychee brightens up the dry martini with its alluring and sensual aroma. Try it shaken or stirred with your favourite vodka.
Love our large Chocolate Pizzas, but don't fancy sharing? Then this 7" Crunchy Munchy is ideal! Superb for smaller budgets and appetites, this yummy treat is made from the finest Belgian chocolate, fudge, brownie pieces and white chocolate shavings, just...
Is it a cake, or is it a biscuit? Who cares when the brownie tastes this good. A rich, smooth slice of chocolatey heaven that is the perfect paring with your morning coffee. Presented here in one of our reusable, signature biscuit tins that come with...
With Acacia honey this fine you need do nothing more to showcase it’s delicate floral flavour other than take the honeycomb straight from the hive, cut it into slabs and present it in its own presentation tin.
Our Double Delight pizza combines our two top sellers, Crunchy Munchy and Heavenly Honeycomb. Pizza Base: Belgian milk chocolate Pizza Toppings: Crunchy Munchy: brownie biscuit, vanilla fudge and white chocolate curls. Heavenly Honeycomb: vanilla...
Grow your own carnivorous plants at home. Growing your plants is simple--everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, Venus fly trap and pitcher plant seeds and markers. A unique gift idea. Green fingers arent...
Grow a range of different bonsai trees in your own home. Growing your trees is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box including starter growing pots, compost discs, seeds and a booklet containing growing tips. A unique gift idea. Green fingers...
Grow five different types of chilli plant with this red hot gift box. Growing your chillis is simple - everything you need is inside this gift box, including a booklet containing growing tips. This gift box is an ideal present for food lovers, and once...
Say Happy Birthday to her with this super-sweet gift! A delight for all the senses.
The kit comes with a 7" pizza tin, high quality ingredients including white chocolate flakes, jelly beans and rainbow drops with full instructions perfectly served up in a pizza box... everyone can now make a delicious 7" gourmet chocolate pizza! Enjoy...
Do you have a 420 friend who doesn't like to break the rules? This box contains everything they'll need to grow Cleome - the copy cat plant which looks and smells like the real deal, without the hassle of law enforcement. You'll find all the essentials...
The fiery habanero sauce is made with fresh spices for a real treat! Hold onto something heavy when you splash this hot sauce on your favorite foods! Contains capsicum extract that is extremely hot! Not for weak heinie's!
These mini pizzas are approximately 4" across and soooo lovely ! In their own little mini pizza box, they are a delight, a lovely gift, party bag present, wedding favor or for any occasion.
Our boy themed chocolate pizza is the perfect gift for boys to men! Pizza Base: Belgian milk chocolate. Pizza Toppings: Milk and white chocolate coated riceballs, multi coloured rainbow drops and white chocolate curls finished with handmade chocolate...
The Pig Night In Gift Set contains 2 x 50G packets and 2 x 500ml beers. All the delicious fare you'll find on night out at your local without leaving the comfort of your own home!
A romantic mug with a funny pun to let them know you're always thinking of them. This lovely bright white mug features a red coloured rim and handle and comes with the words "You Definitely Have A Pizza My Heart" and features a A great small gift for...
The Pig of Doom is the Snaffling Pig's spice lunatic brother. Granted, he's a bit melodramatic and there's no actual end of world darkness involved with his concoction, but its fair to say these bad boys don't mess about. The heat comes from Bhut Jolokia...
Take one high quality, reusable jar, fill it with what we reckon is close to porky utopia and what have you got? Yup, the perfect gift for the one you piggin' love. Either that, or quite a strange ornament. Our Perfectly Salted may not be the most flamboyant...
If you find yourself on the throne, why not play some tones? The Potty Piano is a wrap-around musical mat that fits just about any standard toilet. Its great for the regular musician in your family. great for slaying boredom on the pot fully functioning...
Our Delicious Dilemma chocolate pizza has something for everyone, 8 slices of our top selling flavours combined in one delicious 10" pizza ! The pizza contains; 2 x Jelly Bean Jumble slices, 2 x Crunchy Munchy slices, 1 x Heavenly Honeycomb slices,...
Lavender Lush is tart and sweet with a hint of vanilla, and has just the right amount of lavender to sooth your soul. Served best with your favorite chilled premium vodka, iced tea or simply add to a glass of ice water for a new take on the "refreshing...
Prosecco Rose is pretty, pink and the perfect blend of organic Bulgarian rosebuds, rose water and elder flower with pressed edible 24K gold press leaf and vegan gold dust. Served best with sparkling wine or Prosecco with a splash of sparking soda.
Viva la margarita! Get transported playa Mayan beach with just a sip thanks to this Margarita Bomb, bursting with citrusy lime flavor. Just add salt or sugar to the rim of your cocktail, or spice it up with some spicy seasoning.
If you like Pina Coladas, long walks on the beach... Well grab your sunblock because this one is for you! Close your eyes and this delicious tropical combination of coconut and pineapple will sail you away to the perfect island paradise. Just add rum!
Be ready to rise and shine with the Hangover Bomb! It's crafted from activated charcoal and zesty tangerine extract to reduce the release of toxins in your body and for a great way to kick-start your day!
For the not so amazing chef! White chef's hat, printed with the text CAUTION [name] COOKING in bright red. Personalise with a name of up to 10 characters. Made from 100% polyester. Easy to wash.
Perfect for the mysterious Bond Girlsweet lychee brightens up the dry martini with its alluring and sensual aroma. Try it shaken or stirred with your favorite vodka.
Mimosas arent just for mornings! One part bubbly, one part fun: pop our pulp-free, natural orange bomb into your favorite bubbly for an instant mimosa anytime! It also makes a refreshing, citrusy mocktail when added to a glass of sparkling water.
Crisp and cleanperfect for the guys. With notes of ginger and lime to make a refreshing, masculine drink, up the spice level by using your favorite ginger ale or beer. Copper mug not included, but when it tastes this good, do you even really need it?
Personalise your pizza and have any message you would like up to 24 characters. Thank you, I Love you, Happy Birthday and the birthday person's name, on a white chocolate plaque.
Wine In Tubes And Chocolate Truffle Gift Set - Small
This beautiful hand-packed Raw Honey Gift Set will make any person smiling. It contains 3, 120 g jars of most delicious raw honey of your choosing. Comes with a wooden honey dipper and a recipe card for something tasty to make with our raw honey.
White Wine In Tubes - Set Of Three (France, United States, New Zealand)
Pig out on this Pig 'N' Mix: Small Sweet & Bold Pork Crackling Gift Set, A Truly Crackling Gift!
Red Wine In Tubes - Set Of Three (France, Argentina, South-Africa)
Pig 'N' Mix: Piggin' Hot Stuff Pork Cracking Gift Set- The snack you can't help but hog! The Posh distant cousin of the humble Pork Scratching is a bona-fide taste sensation. Perfect with a glass of (s)wine to wash it all down with.
6 of the top Drink Bomb Flavours including Limoncello Bomb, Cosmo Bomb, Margarita Bomb, Bellini Blush Bomb, Coconut Mojito, Hangover Bomb.
Spice up your life with this Personalised Hot-Headz Around The World Hot Sauce Gift Set, the best kind of saucy gift!
Can you make it through all 12 bottles of Pleasure & Pain? Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!! Superbly presented gift that will make any party or get-together go with a bang!
Red Wine In Tubes - Set Of Five (France, Argentina, South-Africa, Italy, Spain)
Wine In Tubes And Chocolate Truffle Gift Set - Large
White Wine In Tubes - Set Of Five (France, United States, New Zealand, Italy, Germany)