One Million Pound Note
What do you get the person who has everything? A million pounds of limitless cash, perhaps?While this may be a little out of your budget, our one million pound note is a fun, tongue in cheek gift that will make them feel rich beyond their wildest...
Air Guitar Card
If they love nothing more than driving down the motorway, windows rolled down, blasting their favourite tunes and whipping out the air guitar then it sounds like you've got a music lover on your hands! And while an electric bass might be a little...
Martin Baxendale Calm Down! - A Stress Survival Guide
Ease the strain of everyday life with the help of this hilarious guide to stress survival.Martin Baxendale's wacky guide to stress and how to cope with it will help you to laugh yourself better. Based on years of personal experience, this is a perfect...
Tea GB Mug
It's a known fact that the British Empire was built on cups of tea, right? You can't beat a good cup of the good stuff, can you - no matter what time it is! And if there was an Olympic sport in tea-drinking, you can bet your bottom dollar the whole nation...
Martin Baxendale The Hangover Survival Guide
The definitive guide to hangover prevention and survival!This hilarious gift book is the result of many, many years of dedicated and tireless research into the terrible after-effects of drinking far too much, day after day after day.Essential research...
Martin Baxendale Your Man, An Owners Manual
Warning! Under no circumstances should you attempt to start-up a new male unit or continue trying to operate your existing male unit without first carefully reading the Owner's Manual!Failure to do so may invalidate any guarantee of a happy long-term...
Martin Baxendale Women Are Wonderful, Men Are A Mess
The difference between men and women? Find out with this tongue-in-cheek, illustrated book! Women Are Wonderful, Men Are A Mess tells you all about the real difference between men and women, and exactly why men drive women nuts!For years, women have accurately...
Fart Extinguisher
Perfect for a lads' night out, stag party or just to keep around the home in case of emergencies, our Fart Extinguisher is an invaluable novelty gift for any occasion!Simply unscrew the spray top and fill the bottle with a pleasant-smelling, odour-masking...
False Achievement Photo Frame
Always dreamt of jumping out of an aeroplane, seeing the earth from space, winning an Olympic medal or finding the biggest fish in all the land while out angling for the day? Well why haven't you gone out and done it then? You're scared of heights, falling...
Padintosh - iPad Cover
Keep your iPad safe with our brilliant Padintosh cover.This quirky and unique iPad cover is made from slim, ultra-tough ABS plastic and is designed to accurately resemble the iconic 1984 Apple Macintosh computer. It's a great mix of classic and contemporary...
Mini Yard Glasses
Most of us, at one time or another, have found ourselves staring down the barrel of a yard glass. Usually filled with beer. The pressure from friends, who have already taken their turn, building up! If you don't like drinking copious amounts of alcohol...
Grime Writer
Much more socially acceptable than real graffiti and (more importantly) a lot less illegal - Our Grime Writer will help you to leave your mark wherever you find filth.This special chunky marker pen can be filled with cleaning solution, and used to create...
Head Boy Badge
Didn't make it to Head Boy? Don't sweat it! Now you can relive your school days with this tongue-in-cheek Head Boy badge! It's an ideal gift for those who didn't make it to the hallowed position of the perfect prefect during their school days, and...
Relaxing Head Massager
Know someone who is always on-the-go? If they're not working hard, they're out networking with possible clients and colleagues. When do they stop? Encourage them to take some time out from their hectic schedule and indulge in some me-time, when you gift...
Head Girl Badge
Didn't make it to Head Girl? Don't sweat it! Now you can relive your school days with this tongue-in-cheek Head Girl badge! It's an ideal gift for those who didn't make it to the hallowed position of the perfect prefect during their school days,...
The Bluffer's Guide to Beer
“Mmm… beer” – Homer Simpson An intoxicating amount of fun facts and cleverly crafted bits of knowledge designed to turn you into a complete beer expert. Does the thought of attending a beer festival intimidate you? What is the difference between...
Fifty Shades Of Brown
Our Fifty Shades of Brown set is a hilarious take on the book phenomenon of a similar name, there's just one difference...This delightfully tasteless tome features all the raunchy, innuendo-filled toilet humour they'll need to get them through a...
Shocking Pen
Our hilarious Shocking Pen is a great gag that is guaranteed to get everyone in the office laughing their heads off!This fantastic novelty gift is designed to look exactly like a ball point pen. Next to other pens, you couldn't tell the difference. When...
Love Hearts Tealights
Treat someone special to our wonderful Love Hearts Tealights! These high quality tea lights come packaged in a roll, just like the classic Swizzels sweeties! The pack contains six coloured tea lights, decorated with classic Love Hearts phrases. ...
In Your Seventies And Still Having Fun! Book
Every time we turn a milestone age, we hear the same consolatory reactions, "50 is the new 40!' '60 is the new 50!' Well, now someone special is turning 70 and you're trying to find a way for them to see the funny side... If comedy isn't your strongest...
Carve Your Own Card
Create your own unique postcard, carved into solid wood! Decorate the front of this wooden post card with any design you fancy, let your artistic side run wild and free or stick to the more traditional love heart and cupid's arrow.
Cupcake Toothpaste
Behold, one of the world's most innovative inventions is at your fingertips... well kind of... The deliciously sweet and indulgent taste of cupcake frosting in a toothpaste! Yes, your heard correctly. How? We hear you cry, how could such sugary...
How To Poo At Work - Gift Book
This paperback book could kick-start your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom... The only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and it's overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related problem any worker...
Messages From The Rat Race Flip Book
There's always someone in the office whose glass is always half empty, isn't there? (And we're not referring to their frequent trips to the water machine...)For someone who is in need of some light relief at the workplace, this fun flip book is sure to...
Cross Stitch Case for iPhone 4
Get creative with the Cross Stitch Case for iPhone 4!This great silicone phone cover provides them with everything they need to make an inventive and protective case for their iPhone 4. With a choice of 11 designs to follow they can get started straight...
The Gift Of Nothing
Do you have that one family member who you always find really tough to buy presents for? It's not necessarily that they're picky, rather they always say 'Oh, don't get me anything!' instead... not helpful! Well have you ever considered getting them...
Whack Your Boss
Got some pent-up frustration you want to take out on your boss? Another long week is coming to an end and you don't want your current mood to ruin the fun you should be having in your spare time. Well, fear not. We are here to rescue your weekend!...
Potato Zapper
This powerful little Potato Zapper will propel your Potato Pellets towards a dear loved one - just like you did when you were a kid! Making this the perfect gift for any child... or adult!
'YOLO' Knitted Gloves
Do you like to live life to fullest? You figure there's no point in sweating the small stuff and should live every day like it's your last. Why not open that dream business, take that once-in-a-lifetime trip and go and see your favourite band on the edge...
'YOLO' Knitted Hat
Do you like to live life to fullest? You figure there's no point in sweating the small stuff and should live every day like it's your last. Why not open that dream business, take that once-in-a-lifetime trip and go and see your favourite band on the edge...
Retro Cassette Cover - iPhone 4
We can all remember creating a mix tape of our favourite songs, can't we? Whether you were a rocker or a pop fanatic, there was something about sharing your creations with your friends that made it music to your ears, right?And while cassettes may be...
Racing Grannies
Although grannies aren't always known for their racing skills, our Racing Grannies make a hilarious gift, and offer the perfect opportunity for anyone to put these high-performance pensioners to the test. These grannies feature movable arms, making it...
Over The Hill Socks
He's always been on another planet and you've always loved him for it, but recently something's changed… His shirts are often buttoned up wrong, he never wears a tie to work and he most certainly never has matching socks. In other words, he’s...
Fire Bucket Ashtray
Make stubbing out all the more fun with our bucket ashtray! This is not just your average ashtray, inspired by a firefighter's kit, our fire bucket ashtray is as practical as it is aesthetically pleasing. This mini fire bucket is made from...
Friends Are Cheaper Than Therapy Book
Do you have that friend who has always been by your side? Through all the terrible style choices and the even worse relationships, they're still there. Possibly with an amusing quip or light-hearted joke thrown in your direction for good measure. In...
New Husband Voodoo Doll
Our New Husband Voodoo Doll is the perfect gift for anyone looking to make the most of their new partner! So, whether you're looking to get an extra bunch of flowers, go on a shopping trip, or even have a foot rub, just stick in the pins and hope for...
Handerpants
Introducing Handerpants! That's right. they're underpants for your hands! This amazing new invention protects and covers your hands whilst leaving your fingers free to carry on with your normal day-to-day activities. Not only do they prevent chafing...
Fifty Sheds of Grey
Fifty Sheds of Grey is a hilarious antidote to the book of a similar name.Colin Grey's life was happy and simple until the day everything changed - the day his wife read THAT book. Suddenly, he was thrust head-first into a dark, illicit world of...
Hangover Bag
We've all woken up the morning after the night before, with a pounding headache, achy tummy and mass feelings of regret (and that's just the things we can actually remember!) We all have our own ways of tackling a monstrous hangover, whether it's hugging...
Califia Falls Zinfandel (Rose Wine)
Put this dry rosé in your basket as the perfect accompaniment to any personalised glass!Capacity: 75clTasting notes: Strawberries, raspberries and sweet red cherry flavours blend together in this off dry rosé, finished off with palate cleansing...
Sound Machine
Whether you're tucking into an awkward family dinner with the grandparents (we've all been there) or are perusing the bookshelves in a public library and just can't take the awkwardness any longer, we've all had that burning desire to break the silence,...
Magnetic Dart Board
Our Magnetic Dart Board is a great gift that's perfectly portable and ideal for use in the home or office.This roll-out fabric dart board can hang easily in any room and comes packaged in its own sturdy transportation tube.Don't worry if you're not a...
101 Things To Do To Become A Superhero/Evil Genius - Gift Book
An essential list of activities to catapult anyone into potential greatness! With pages to complete, checklists and even sticky stars to place on each page when they've completed the each activity.
Extendable Back Scratcher
Have you ever had one of those itches that you just can't scratch? Then ensues an awkward attempt at making your arm bend ways it shouldn't as your face pulls ridiculous expressions making you look a little bit crazy! Alas, that is the nature of...
Emergency Underpants Dispenser
You're in a traffic jam, you're at a festival or you're stuck in a long, drawn-out meeting at work... when nature calls. All situations where there may be no toilet within a mile radius or no sign of your boring manager stopping his boring lecture! What...
Instant IQ Test Kit
See if their IQ stands the test of time with our instant IQ test kit!Complete with two quizzes, each featuring 40 questions and answers, gather your friends for a battle of the brain power. Simply choose a quiz and begin. You can then rate your IQ accordingly...
Tongue Tea Infuser
Is there anything worse than when you have a cup of tea that clearly hasn't been brewed for long enough? We know we should never scoff at a cuppa made by someone else but how hard is it to give it an extra minute or two? We've well and truly stuck our...
Nodding Pug
Sitting in a car for a long time can be boring, especially if you're stuck in a traffic queue. You've shifted through every radio station and there's nothing decent to listen to. You've not quite reached the point of banging your head on the steering...
Nail Clippers
Why is it that when you're out and about, you always have a nail crisis?! We've all been there, whether you're on the bus and catch it as you're sitting down or your typing away at your desk and realise you've broken your favourite one, it always...
Paper Watch
Our simple yet stylish Paper Watch can be whatever you want it to be! It's a blank canvas for you to design however you like, using anything from pencils and biros to paints and marker pens! Made from tear-resistant paper-style material...
Golf Divot Tool
With our brilliant Golf Divot Tool, they'll be able to easily maintain the green when they're out on the course.This luxury gift is perfect for any golfer. The handy, pocket-sized Divot Tool is made from fine, sturdy metal and is retractable, with a push...
'LOL' Knitted Gloves
Have you developed a habit that means you find yourself accidentally using text speak aloud? The last time you did your friends stopped and glared at you as if you'd just said something awful. Well, it is pretty awful, it's called text speak for a reason! Keep...
Doughnut Mug
You can't beat the smell of fresh coffee, can you? And what goes hand-in-hand (quite literally!) with your cup of joe? A delectable doughnut, of course! And if you're looking for the ultimate a gift for a coffee-lover, do not worry...let us introduce...
Inflatable Zimmer Frame
“Just remember when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” – Charles M. SchulzTime is a universal constant, there’s no use fighting it because it’s going to affect us all whether we like it or not. That said, if time travel is...
Racing Granny and Grandad
It's Granny V Grandad in the oldest road race their is with our hilarious wind-up Racing Granny and Grandad. Simply wind-up the granny, pull back the grandad and let the race begin! Grandad comes equipped with an oxygen tank to make sure he doesn't...
Beer Belt
Do you often find yourself thrashing out some sweet moves on the dance floor, only to feel held back by the restriction of holding your beer? We've all been there. Can in hand, perhaps one in your back pocket? No one can bust shapes like that! That's...
Avengers Metallic Phone Case - iPhone 4
Our brilliant Avengers Logo Metallic iPhone Cover is the perfect gift for a comic or film lover to protect their precious iPhone from bumps and scratches.This brilliant case fits the iPhone 4 and iPhone 4S, allows full access to all ports and...
Long Horn Bike Horn
Whether they always cycle to the office or can't resist a bike ride on a Sunday afternoon, we know that every bike needs a horn!Forget a fancy bell, you need to be loud and proud when you're out and about on those wheels. And we've got something that...
Old Age And How To Survive It - Gift Book
Old age comes to us all, our hilarious Old Age And How To Survive It will help them get through it! A fun and witty collection of elegantly written essays, Edward Enfield describes how to enjoy life's finer years...
Monkey Doorhangers
Our Monkey Doorhangers are stylish set of funky monkeys to help around the home! Each set contains three handy Monkey Doorhangers that will always be hanging around, ready to hold onto your coat, towels or clothes.
Fabulous Flowers Colouring Book
Whoever says colouring is only for kids has clearly never set aside a good few hours to reminisce over the fun you can actually have with it. Remember the days when getting a colouring book for Christmas or your birthday was the best thing you could imagine....
Self-Stirring Lazy Mug
Key Features:Self StirringIncludes a push-on lidYou've come back after a long day of work, knowing the first thing you're going to do is put your feet up and relax. You want a coffee but the idea of boiling the kettle, getting the milk out of the fridge...
Giant Wooden Pencil
You can remember the days of learning to read and write like it was yesterday (well, almost!) Yet while your school days may well and truly be behind you, the memory of holding that huge pencil for the first time that made you feel smaller than ever...
The Incredible Hulk Phone Case - iPhone 4
If they're a fan of the big green man himself, our Incredible Hulk phone case is the perfect gift for a comic-lover to protect their trusty phone from bumps and scratches!This brilliant case fits both iPhone 4 and iPhone 4S models and allows...
How To Love A Werewolf - Gift Book
This supernaturally savvy dating guide holds all the answer to your Werewolf-obsessed questions! Want to run with wolves?
Belly Button Brush
For the person who has everything, we've got something they've definitely not got...our Belly Button Brush! It's the ultimate status symbol don't you know, and it carries almost as much kudos as a brand new Porsche and at a fraction of the cost (well...
Toilet Salt & Pepper Shakers
Whoever said you couldn't introduce toilet humour to the dinner table and get away with it, clearly had never seen these brilliant salt and pepper shakers. An immediate talking point at a dinner party or novelty gift for a friend who loves to fill their...
Game Time Digital Kitchen Timer
Remember those long childhood journeys to visit family friends? You've drawn the short straw and are sat squished in-between your siblings on the back seat. The only consolation? Your favourite handheld gaming device that's lying in wait in your pocket....
Up Yours Mug
Are you tired of getting up and making your lazy friend or colleague cups of tea? You don't even drink tea and they never make you one! Give them a little surprise next time they get to the bottom of their brew, as it unveils a rude gesture. A humorous...
Vinderhosen Wine Bottle Cover
Is your friend planning a house-warming party? We think a bottle of wine would make a wonderful gift to congratulate them on the big move. While you're at it, why not spruce the bottle up about with this adorable lederhosen-inspired carrier. Made...
Fat Buddha Butter Dish
When the alarm goes off, rousing you from your deep and dreamy sleep, it's time to get up (unfortunately!) We know that leaving the snuggly-buggly environment of your bed can prove quite the challenge, but one thing that does make the get-up that bit...
Baby Bib Bow Tie
Turn what can often become a battlefield of slop missiles and chewed up food, into a sophisticated evening of dining the minute you put this bow tie bib on your baby. The white cotton mix boasts printed buttons and a real red and white polka dot...
Roses Jigsaw Puzzle
The minute you open a box of chocolates, is that it? Do you spend the remaining hours of the day eating your body weight in deliciousness? It’s a cross a lot of us have to bear but what if you received a box of 'Roses' only to open it and find...
I'm Shot Without My Coffee Glass Mug
Do you know someone who can not start their day without a caffeine fix? First thing they do upon rising from their lair is put the kettle on. The clear glass mug has a bullet hole right through the centre with a cracked glass effect stretching from...
Safe Baby Handling Tips
Are you preparing for the arrival of your first bundle of joy? Can't seem to get your hands on the manual that has the step-by-step instructions telling you how to be the perfect parent? Then how are you supposed to know when to change the nappy, what...
Potty Fisher
Introducing our fantastic Potty Fisher, the unique game that lets you enjoy some fishing whilst using the bathroom... The Potty Fisher comes complete with a water themed mat, a fishing rod, a bowl for the water, and of course, four fish!
Ear Buds - Volume Knob Earphones
Want to add a little classic flair to music on the go? Look no further than our fabulous Ear Buds! Our Ear Buds - Volume Knob Earphones are ideal for those who would like to add a little extra volume to their appearance! These in-ear headphones are...
Sat Nag
If they're prone to getting enraged on the roads, we've got just the gift!Our brilliant Sat Nag invention is completely useless, except to highlight just how infuriating a Sat Nav can be! With over 25 "helpful" comments delivered in that all-too familiar...
The Teenager Who Came To Tea: A Parody
Whether you're the proud owner of a set of teenagers who are still residing in the family home (when they feel like it!) or your flock of youths have finally flown the nest for university, we know that it isn't long before they're returning home on a...
Cheeseorama Christmas Jumper
Embrace the spirit of Christmas with our lovely Cheeseorama Christmas Jumper. With a delightful bad christmas pattern, the lucky recipient is sure to look the part this festive season. Cheesy and cheerful, nothing says Christmas quite like one of...
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
We've all heard stories about the 'crazy lady' down the street who is rarely spotted without her favourite robe, and enjoys nothing more than peering out of her living room window to spy on her unsuspecting neighbours. She seems like such a lovely...
Break Hearts Break-Up Handkerchief
Oh no, it's happened again. The peanut butter to your jam, the G to your T, has left nothing but a measly letter inscribed on a piece of tissue. Sure, you were only together for two 2 weeks, but you were pretty sure it was love so we're still all pretty...
Reggie Reindeer Christmas Jumper
Embrace the spirit of Christmas with our lovely Reggie Reindeer Christmas Jumper. With a delightful Reindeer design, the lucky recipient is sure to look the part this festive season. Cheesy and cheerful, nothing says Christmas quite like one...
Crazy Grandma Christmas Jumper
Embrace the spirit of Christmas with our lovely Crazy Grandma Christmas Jumper. With a delightful Reindeer pattern, the lucky recipient is sure to look the part this festive season. Cheesy and cheerful, nothing says Christmas quite like one...
Go The F*ck To Sleep
When we're having trouble teaching our tots the way of the world, it's common to seek help from fellow parents who have all been there before. Sometimes, however, you just want to be told that it's fine to scream at the sky when they won't eat or can't...
Pigsaw Puzzle
The peachy soft skin, that unmistakable nose and curly-whirly tail... pigs are such endearing characters. Indulging in daily dosing in the hay and a lovely mud bath, all before getting their snouts in to some delicious slops. This unbelievably cute...
Emoji Pillow - Crying With Laughter
No doubt you're familiar with the friendly wide-eyed faces of emojis. Whether it's the cheeky chappy sticking out his tongue, the poo with the smiley face, or the much-loved fella crying with laughter at one of your jokes. An innovative way to portray...
Grow It: Olives Gift Box
Which varieties of fruit and veg would you grow if you had the opportunity? Carrots spring to mind - those lovely green tops peeking out of the soil - and potatoes, of course. How about apples and pears? Well, perhaps it’s time to add something...
Personalised Oven Glove - Kitchen Pot
Tired of seeing mum use a tea towel to take piping hot dishes out of the oven? The amount of shrieks you've heard coming from the kitchen, accompanied by the battle scars she has all over her poor hands as a result, is ridiculous! Stop her from...
Shot Roulette
Roulette is a classic game for gentlemen high-rollers and this novel gift distils it into a fun and hilarious drinking game that's sure to liven up an evening in with the lads!With 16 shot glasses, our Shot Roulette is perfect for getting the party...
Drinking Games Pack
So, the party's in everyone's diary and the booze list is ever growing in preparation for the celebration of the century! Be it the end of exams, a milestone birthday or hen and stag do, such occasions call for one thing and one thing only... drinking...
Grow Your Own Chocolate-Scented Flowers
Can't decide between chocolates and flowers? Why choose one when you can have both! This wonderful gift box contains everything you need to grow your own unique, deliciously chocolate-scented flowers.What's inside: - 2 packets of chocolate flower...
Set of 2 Prescription Glasses
Know someone who fancies themselves as a bit of a champion beer drinker? They love any excuse to pop out for a quick pint and are renowned for always initiating contests. If you're looking for inspiration for what to give your boozy buddy this Christmas...
Personalised Oven Glove - Master Chef
Perfect for a self-certified 'Master Chef', our lovely Personalised Oven Glove will keep their hand safe when things get heated in the kitchen!Whether they're baking a cake, making a lovely Sunday roast or just cooking up a pizza on a Friday night,...
Grow it - Carnivorous Plants Gift Box
A novel way to get rid of any unwanted insects once and for all with the Grow it...Carnivorous Plants Gift Box. A fun and unique gift idea that kids and adults alike will love.
Scratch Map - UK & Ireland Edition
They say a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. We say it begins with a single scratch!Our Scratch Map - UK & Ireland Edition is a large, high quality wall map of Britain and Ireland, which features a subtle grey top foil...
Man Bowl
This classic dog bowl-style dish is the perfect choice for man-sized portions of pasta or rice, soup, extra large puddings and servings of cereal that will keep you going all day long! This piece of could-be canine crockery makes the ideal tongue-in-cheek...
Knackered Mothers Wine Club Book
You're coming to the last of the aisles of your weekly shop, with trolley full and toddler on the brink of a tantrum. If you act fast, there might be just enough time to pick up a bottle of plonk to enjoy once the little one is fast asleep - especially...
Emoji Pillow - It Happens
No doubt you're familiar with the friendly wide-eyed faces of emojis. Whether it's the cheeky chappy sticking out his tongue, the much-loved fella crying with laughter at one of your jokes, or the poo with the smiley face. An innovative way to portray...
Toilet Dog Bowl
Do you often walk into the bathroom to find your beloved four legged friend drinking from it? Since he's was a pup he's been set on that being his bowl. If you're tired of the queue that forms outside the bathroom while his Lordship is having a refreshment,...