Unicorn Tears - Gin Liqueur 50cl Bottle

Price £24.69 from TheDrinkShop

To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, they humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. They then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.

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