Two Beers and Pork Cracking Gift Set

Price £16.99 from FunkyHampers

As much as we love a night out, we knows sometimes there’s nothing better than an evening of TV, sofas and full on ‘me time’ en la casa- You know there’s never going to be a queue for the bar and if you choose to spend your night in your slightly frayed, cartoon-print PJs, you’re much less likely to get frowned at than during a trip to your local. As a result we’ve made this little box of delight for ‘The Pig Night In’. It’s a simple fellow: Two bags of our crackling and a couple of bottles of our rather lovely beer to wash them down with, all neatly housed in one of our natty gift boxes. We warn you though: As good as it is, we can't guarantee it'll stop you falling asleep on the sofa, only to wake up later by shouting on a random news channel, or your cat jumping on your head. (We're speaking from experience here, as you may have guessed.) The Nutritionist Pig says all except our Maple flavour in these bad boys have no gluten containing ingredients. This item is not for piglets. You must be over 18 to buy it. There's something for pretty much everyone, except maybe vegetarians. Our crackling carries a typical 14-16 week best before date, though it will last somewhat longer if kept air tight. It simply softens a little over time. made from: Hand cooked, high quality pork crackling. dimensions: 2 x 45g packs, 2 x 500ml Beers

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