Boozy Dog Toys (Pawroni)

Price £14.99 from Firebox

Picture this. You've just finished a long walk and you venture into a dog-friendly pub with your loyal canine companion in tow. He looks up at you and barks in perfect English "don't worry mate, you take a seat, I'll get these in." Aside from being shocked to your very core, what do you reckon their tipple would be? Is your dog more of a lager lad or a classy gin connoisseur?

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