Basically Dead Candle

Price £5.99 from Firebox

Once you've passed 21 you might as well give up and consolidate all those candles into one chunky wax tombstone to commemorate your imminent demise. It's strangely less depressing than being presented with a birthday cake covered edge-to-edge with candles. Besides, you're essentially a walking corpse so you've scarcely got the will power or lung capacity to blow out more than one.

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