100 Ways To Eat Cock

Price £6.99 from Firebox

There are in fact 100 Ways To Eat Cock. Don't Google them though (seriously), this cheeky set of recipe cards will reveal all. Bulging with deliciously-hilarious cock delicacies including: Cock-Porn, Bacon-wrapped Cock, Cock Caesar Pasta Salad. It's the perfect gift for the cock-curious chef.

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